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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 07 May 2024 02:56 #412703

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I win! Phone fell into toilet!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 May 2024 13:44 #412799

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Waking up late on Rosh Chodesh is a nightmare come true.
You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.

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Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes.

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 May 2024 14:20 #412804

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Heeling wrote on 08 May 2024 13:44:
Waking up late on Rosh Chodesh is a nightmare come true.

I see your Rosh Chodesh, and raise you a Rosh Hashanah. 

Yes, I overslept majorly first day of the year. And I had to lain in my shul. Skipped most of davening.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 May 2024 17:07 #412828

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Heeling wrote on 08 May 2024 13:44:
Waking up late on Rosh Chodesh is a nightmare come true.

your ahead of the game,
i had no clue it was ראש חודש, i started packin up my תפילין towards the end of שמונה עשרה , and then OMG!   was i in for a surprise

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 May 2024 18:28 #412842

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cande wrote on 08 May 2024 17:07:

Heeling wrote on 08 May 2024 13:44:
Waking up late on Rosh Chodesh is a nightmare come true.

your ahead of the game,
i had no clue it was ראש חודש, i started packin up my תפילין towards the end of שמונה עשרה , and then OMG!   was i in for a surprise

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 May 2024 21:19 #412854

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eerie wrote on 08 May 2024 18:28:

cande wrote on 08 May 2024 17:07:

Heeling wrote on 08 May 2024 13:44:
Waking up late on Rosh Chodesh is a nightmare come true.

your ahead of the game,
i had no clue it was ראש חודש, i started packin up my תפילין towards the end of שמונה עשרה , and then OMG!   was i in for a surprise

The Mashgiach is not too happy about this post

The Mashgiach doesnt belong on this thread. Here we are all Grumps
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 May 2024 22:37 #412862

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When the Mashgiach is unhappy he belongs on this thread-duh!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 May 2024 12:52 #413021

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There I was, finishing shacharis, and I thought up a spectacular rant. I’m saying that I had the entire thing laid out in my head. It was marvelous. Bared my emotions. Everything. 

I get home, sit down to write it and- NOTHING. Goneskies. Drawing a complete blank.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 13:11 #413092

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Why do some people (if not most) write “tallis” on their Tallis bag, and “tefillin” on their tefillin bag? What purpose does it serve? Does anybody not know which bag is which? If so, we have bigger issues at hand. 
There is no reason for this meshugas. It should be ended. 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 17:44 #413110

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I suspect this post won’t be too popular with the current GYE climate but the heck with it, this is The Grouchery. 

People who wear their hats while driving are a danger to society. 

This practice ought to be banned. Forever. 

Where are the Kol Koreh’s?

Pack your hat away in the box, dude. Just. Pack. It. Away. It seriously impairs your ability to drive. 

Has anyone else ever gotten stuck behind a driver who’s wearing their hat? You’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 17:54 #413111

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youknowwho wrote on 12 May 2024 17:44:
I suspect this post won’t be too popular with the current GYE climate but the heck with it, this is The Grouchery. 

People who wear their hats while driving are a danger to society. 

This practice ought to be banned. Forever. 

Where are the Kol Koreh’s?

Pack your hat away in the box, dude. Just. Pack. It. Away. It seriously impairs your ability to drive. 

Has anyone else ever gotten stuck behind a driver who’s wearing their hat? You’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

The problem is that the shmoes who put out the kol korehs are all wearing hats while they drive.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 18:29 #413112

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tzitzis dude wrote on 12 May 2024 17:54:

youknowwho wrote on 12 May 2024 17:44:
I suspect this post won’t be too popular with the current GYE climate but the heck with it, this is The Grouchery. 

People who wear their hats while driving are a danger to society. 

This practice ought to be banned. Forever. 

Where are the Kol Koreh’s?

Pack your hat away in the box, dude. Just. Pack. It. Away. It seriously impairs your ability to drive. 

Has anyone else ever gotten stuck behind a driver who’s wearing their hat? You’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.

The problem is that the shmoes who put out the kol korehs are all wearing hats while they drive.

The car ahead of him has someone’s grandma that is struggling to look over her steering wheel… 

Whats the answer?

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 18:42 #413113

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Lice + many kids +long hair = DISASTER
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 18:49 #413114

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eerie wrote on 12 May 2024 18:42:
Lice + many kids +long hair = DISASTER

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 May 2024 22:40 #413130

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eerie wrote on 12 May 2024 18:42:
Lice + many kids +long hair = DISASTER

I don't get it.
Did the lice have many kids with long hair?
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