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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 15:24 #411542

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iyh2023 wrote on 10 Apr 2024 15:23:
HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!!

Sorry, disregard, wrong group

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 17:39 #411553

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iyh2023 wrote on 10 Apr 2024 15:23:
HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!!

WHAT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP IS THIS POST DOING HERE??????????
edit: Phew. You realized your mistake.
P.s. the hard part about posting on this thread is that I almost can't hold myself back from posting a smiliey in each of my posts. But for you, YKW, I'll try even harder
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Last Edit: 10 Apr 2024 17:41 by eerie.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 17:55 #411558

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eerie wrote on 10 Apr 2024 17:39:

iyh2023 wrote on 10 Apr 2024 15:23:
HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!!

WHAT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP IS THIS POST DOING HERE??????????
edit: Phew. You realized your mistake.
P.s. the hard part about posting on this thread is that I almost can't hold myself back from posting a smiliey in each of my posts. But for you, YKW, I'll try even harder

You may have just made an enemy out of me
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 18:51 #411562

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redfaced wrote on 10 Apr 2024 17:55:

eerie wrote on 10 Apr 2024 17:39:

iyh2023 wrote on 10 Apr 2024 15:23:
HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!!

WHAT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP IS THIS POST DOING HERE??????????
edit: Phew. You realized your mistake.
P.s. the hard part about posting on this thread is that I almost can't hold myself back from posting a smiliey in each of my posts. But for you, YKW, I'll try even harder

You may have just made an enemy out of me

I don't know what you want from me. I was looking for an emoji that looks the most similar to your avatar, with one eye closed. And this is your gratitude, huh?!
Feel free to say hi. My email is 1gimpelovitz@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 19:36 #411567

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eerie wrote on 10 Apr 2024 18:51:

redfaced wrote on 10 Apr 2024 17:55:

eerie wrote on 10 Apr 2024 17:39:

iyh2023 wrote on 10 Apr 2024 15:23:
HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!!

WHAT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP IS THIS POST DOING HERE??????????
edit: Phew. You realized your mistake.
P.s. the hard part about posting on this thread is that I almost can't hold myself back from posting a smiliey in each of my posts. But for you, YKW, I'll try even harder

You may have just made an enemy out of me

I don't know what you want from me. I was looking for an emoji that looks the most similar to your avatar, with one eye closed. And this is your gratitude, huh?!

oh you want gratitude? YKW GO GIT HIM!

As a side point I can see more with one eye closed than ....
Nice socks by the way
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com


The Red Face
Last Edit: 10 Apr 2024 19:38 by redfaced.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 19:58 #411573

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redfaced wrote on 10 Apr 2024 19:36:


oh you want gratitude? YKW GO GIT HIM!


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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 20:01 #411574

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What charm did you use to turn his wand into an asparagus, Professor? 
I dont really care, Harry Potter is just for dumb, bleary-eyed, fantasy-inclined, bubbleheaded, muggles anyways? 
What a complete waste of time! 




















I hope that was grouchy enough, it hurt to write that.......

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2024 20:33 #411579

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chancy wrote on 10 Apr 2024 20:01:
What charm did you use to turn his wand into an asparagus, Professor? 
I dont really care, Harry Potter is just for dumb, bleary-eyed, fantasy-inclined, bubbleheaded, muggles anyways? 
What a complete waste of time! 

I hope that was grouchy enough, it hurt to write that.......

For this post, and the post about cartoons you just posted on Bennyh thread, immediate action must be taken. 

Red lines were crossed.

I will not turn you into an Asparagus. Only Eerie deserves that.... this calls for something more drastic!!

Mad-Eye, go get him!!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 11 Apr 2024 03:30 #411591

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Oh how I hearken for the good ol' days when the grouchery was kept neat and clean, just grouches. Why can't people just grump, grouch, and complain like they're supposed to? Why does everything need to have smiles, jokes, and positive camaraderie?!? Why must the Emeseh grumps suffer from everyone else's stupid happiness?!?!?
(Maybe I'll make a breakaway...only real grumps allowed and must be confirmed by the mods to gain access...)

Those who want to have fun are welcome to open a new thread called "The Funnery" or something similarly stupid like that!!
Have a terrible night!

P.S. @Redfaced - I don't give one darn, two wooden nickels, or even 10 african dwarf frogs about your thoughts on this "terrible, fake rant"! So there!

BTW, it's still...

סוף זמן!!!!!!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Apr 2024 15:13 #411691

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I cant believe that the The Grouchery is so quiet on this gray rainy gloomy Friday, a ton still to do for Shabbos, just about started thinking about cleaning for Pesach, the pressure is on, the day is always to short. You know, even if Friday was a week long, we wouldn't be ready for Shabbos on time. Why oh why, cant we pull it all together on time, why are we always scrambling at the end of the day?      

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Apr 2024 15:20 #411694

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Last night, my wife and I were discussing my lack of energy (mostly emotional) and that I slowed down a lot from the beginning of the week. (We made a bris on Tuesday, BH [derech agav, is that allowed here?]). 
My wife said “but tomorrow’s Friday, so at least there’s that”. 
Snort. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Apr 2024 19:58 #411721

why do we even have kids? they will just go off the derech and blame you for all their problems anyway
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 13 Apr 2024 21:14 #411728

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7 days out from pasech... and my plans changed in a big way....
So I get to do a lot of the prep all over again while juggling 2 jobs.
I'll probably be to busy for half the week anyways so it's more like 3 days. 
"Excuses are the tools of incompetence" -My Friends Friend. 

"Change will lead to insight far more often than insight will lead to change" -Milton H. Erickson

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Apr 2024 02:14 #411734

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notezy wrote on 13 Apr 2024 21:14:
7 days out from pasech... and my plans changed in a big way....
So I get to do a lot of the prep all over again while juggling 2 jobs.
I'll probably be to busy for half the week anyways so it's more like 3 days. 

Just remember three things:
 Crumbs aren’t חמץ. 
This gives you extra opportunities to grouch. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Apr 2024 13:38 #411756

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Yeshayahu 41:6 wrote on 12 Apr 2024 19:58:
why do we even have kids? they will just go off the derech and blame you for all their problems anyway

The only thing you can control in this thread is if your kids will be grouchy at you. 

I hope you can get out of that mess asap
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