A man comes home one night during Sefirah with a massive stomach ache.

Sarah “Hey, what’s wrong, is my cooking that bad”

Moish “No way!
It’s just that I’ve been listening the whole day to accapella music”

second night of pesach Reuvain walks over to Shimon to ask ask him to be Motzay him with his Bracha. Shimon asks out loud how Reuvain can't say a Bracha already as it's only the first night. Reuvain says back "well I guess you aint making a Bracha tonight"
Cruel

boardg wrote on 17 Apr 2023 17:54:

This actually happened with someone He was davening Shabbos night and instead of saying the correct number 10 he said 11. So the whole congregation screamed " its the 11th" and nobody was able to say the bracha!

Someone was playing a really intense game of hide-and-seek. He couldn't find anyone after searching for a while. Finally as a last ditch effort he called out:
"!!מלבד עולת הבקר אשר לעולת התמיד תעשו את אלה"
​And naturally everyone jumped out and screamed:
"!!כאלה"