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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 May 2024 03:18 #413445

Davening Maariv for the omud at this time of year in a shul without a omer board, as you get towards sefira your frantically trying to remember what day it is...

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 May 2024 16:43 #413598

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Made it all the way through V'emuna Kol Zois this morning after Shema. Only realized when I kissed my Tzitzis by V'omru Chulam. Don't even know where THAT idea came from
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 May 2024 19:19 #413617

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 22 May 2024 06:49 #413838

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Getting to shul on time.
proceeding to waste 10minutes for no reason in particular 
before wrapping tifflen.




I know i am stealing jackthejews joke but...
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 May 2024 03:55 #413901

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notezy wrote on 22 May 2024 06:49:
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 May 2024 16:45 #413922

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notezy wrote on 22 May 2024 06:49:
Getting to shul on time.
proceeding to waste 10minutes for no reason in particular 
before wrapping tifflen.


This was literally me this morning such a good call

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 26 May 2024 22:55 #414112

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I believe it’s over two years since I last posted. A friend of mine started discussing with me his 12 steps beginning and that has got me interested again. I’m not sure why now I feel like reaching out when so much time has passed and different things happened. I guess I would say that I feel like I have a real perversion to fight against if I start restart the battle, where in the past it was more vanilla. If I continued I would have to throw away a collection I bought. It’s been real

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 27 May 2024 20:28 #414191

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I'm really wondering about the new thing, that the default username for new members is some creature. Like what, are we being treated like we came to the zoo? What's up?
Maybe this belongs in the grouchery...
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 28 May 2024 06:20 #414217

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@eerie I hear you're a mashgiach...
So this should be part of your territory already why are you complaining. 
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jun 2024 04:25 #414693

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So how machmir is everyone to wash their hands an extra 6 times with the water left in the neglvaser cup in the morning.
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jun 2024 17:17 #414720

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jun 2024 20:09 #414732

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Jun 2024 03:07 #415135

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Run around from room to room with a wild eyed, crazed expression, hand towel desperately flailing as I try to rid the house of those pesky flies/moths/Other Horrid Miscellaneous Creatures. Kids think it’s hilarious….I don’t. 

(When all else fails, we reach for the Vacuum of Death. Many an unfortunate soul have been mercilessly sucked into its ravenous depths, never to be seen or heard of again)
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Jun 2024 03:37 #415140

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youknowwho wrote on 16 Jun 2024 03:07:
Run around from room to room with a wild eyed, crazed expression, hand towel desperately flailing as I try to rid the house of those pesky flies/moths/Other Horrid Miscellaneous Creatures. Kids think it’s hilarious….I don’t. 

(When all else fails, we reach for the Vacuum of Death. Many an unfortunate soul have been mercilessly sucked into its ravenous depths, never to be seen or heard of again)

You just ruined my virtual image of you. I pictured you wearing a tall wizard hat standing in the dining room and canting a spell to expell all the crawling creatures away!
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Jun 2024 11:07 #415144

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lionking wrote on 16 Jun 2024 03:37:

youknowwho wrote on 16 Jun 2024 03:07:
Run around from room to room with a wild eyed, crazed expression, hand towel desperately flailing as I try to rid the house of those pesky flies/moths/Other Horrid Miscellaneous Creatures. Kids think it’s hilarious….I don’t. 

(When all else fails, we reach for the Vacuum of Death. Many an unfortunate soul have been mercilessly sucked into its ravenous depths, never to be seen or heard of again)

You just ruined my virtual image of you. I pictured you wearing a tall wizard hat standing in the dining room and canting a spell to expell all the crawling creatures away!

He does this after- it’s all to make his kiddos laugh!… right???
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