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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 May 2024 03:18 #413445

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 May 2024 16:43 #413598

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 May 2024 19:19 #413617

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 22 May 2024 06:49 #413838

notezy Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 485 Karma: 12	Getting to shul on time. proceeding to waste 10minutes for no reason in particular before wrapping tifflen. I know i am stealing jackthejews joke but... ________________________________________ Sent from my local shuls nedarim plus tablet
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 May 2024 03:55 #413901

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notezy wrote on 22 May 2024 06:49:

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 May 2024 16:45 #413922

aneinihashem OFFLINE Expert Boarder Posts: 112 Karma: 7	notezy wrote on 22 May 2024 06:49: Getting to shul on time. proceeding to waste 10minutes for no reason in particular before wrapping tifflen. This was literally me this morning such a good call
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 26 May 2024 22:55 #414112

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I believe it’s over two years since I last posted. A friend of mine started discussing with me his 12 steps beginning and that has got me interested again. I’m not sure why now I feel like reaching out when so much time has passed and different things happened. I guess I would say that I feel like I have a real perversion to fight against if I start restart the battle, where in the past it was more vanilla. If I continued I would have to throw away a collection I bought. It’s been real

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 27 May 2024 20:28 #414191

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 28 May 2024 06:20 #414217

notezy Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 485 Karma: 12	@eerie I hear you're a mashgiach... So this should be part of your territory already why are you complaining.
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jun 2024 04:25 #414693

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jun 2024 17:17 #414720

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 Jun 2024 20:09 #414732

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Jun 2024 03:07 #415135

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Run around from room to room with a wild eyed, crazed expression, hand towel desperately flailing as I try to rid the house of those pesky flies/moths/Other Horrid Miscellaneous Creatures. Kids think it’s hilarious….I don’t.

(When all else fails, we reach for the Vacuum of Death. Many an unfortunate soul have been mercilessly sucked into its ravenous depths, never to be seen or heard of again)

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Jun 2024 03:37 #415140

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youknowwho wrote on 16 Jun 2024 03:07:

You just ruined my virtual image of you. I pictured you wearing a tall wizard hat standing in the dining room and canting a spell to expell all the crawling creatures away!

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 16 Jun 2024 11:07 #415144

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lionking wrote on 16 Jun 2024 03:37:

youknowwho wrote on 16 Jun 2024 03:07:

You just ruined my virtual image of you. I pictured you wearing a tall wizard hat standing in the dining room and canting a spell to expell all the crawling creatures away!

He does this after- it’s all to make his kiddos laugh!… right???

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