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TOPIC: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13943 Views
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 05 May 2024 02:15 #412512
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You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.
Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife. Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes. You're human, it's okay. One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 May 2024 03:58 #413016
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 May 2024 12:46 #413020
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 May 2024 12:59 #413022
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May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career
Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com The Red Face |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 10 May 2024 14:23 #413027
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 14 May 2024 18:45 #413329
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 01:54 #413369
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Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
The yetzarim a person has the most trouble dealing with are his most powerful God-given tools for developing his potential and achieving shleimus. In order to love who you are, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you. It doesn't matter how big the number is, only that today it is going up by one. A little about what I'm doing here: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/412971-I-Want-to-Help-Others |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 02:35 #413371
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 03:29 #413374
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tzitzis dude wrote on 15 May 2024 02:35:
gye365s wrote on 15 May 2024 01:54: Davening Mussaf for the amud on Shabbos Mevorchim and your brain decides it doesn't want to recall what month it is . . . A few months back, there was a whole hullabaloo between the chazzan and the rest of the shul add to the proper מולד… Took him forever to get it right. Apparently the Chodesh was inaugurated in the beis hamikdash in yiddish. The מולד must be too. If your shul don’t know yiddish, you don’t get a molad?? If you can say it in yiddish by teleprompter and break your teeth in the process, you’re more frum, for sure 
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 03:58 #413377
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Markz wrote on 15 May 2024 03:29:
Apparently the Chodesh was inaugurated in the beis hamikdash in yiddish. The מולד must be too. If your shul don’t know yiddish, you don’t get a molad?? If you can say it in yiddish by teleprompter and break your teeth in the process, you’re more frum, for sure "teleprompter" is a funny mental image. Though some Gaboim do sound like our current mumbling president as they struggle through it |
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 04:05 #413379
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Markz wrote on 15 May 2024 03:29:
tzitzis dude wrote on 15 May 2024 02:35: gye365s wrote on 15 May 2024 01:54: Davening Mussaf for the amud on Shabbos Mevorchim and your brain decides it doesn't want to recall what month it is . . . A few months back, there was a whole hullabaloo between the chazzan and the rest of the shul add to the proper מולד… Took him forever to get it right. Apparently the Chodesh was inaugurated in the beis hamikdash in yiddish. The מולד must be too. If your shul don’t know yiddish, you don’t get a molad?? If you can say it in yiddish by teleprompter and break your teeth in the process, you’re more frum, for sure Pretty sure that as long as the announcement starts with “der moiled vet zayn”, everything else can be said בלעז, and it is still חל. |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 14:29 #413398
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 14:39 #413399
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May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career
Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com The Red Face |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 16:59 #413406
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You can win the fight, but I'll have to live with the loser.
Any excuse you use for yourself, you must be willing to use for your wife. Not Always can I understand others, but I can always respect their wishes. You're human, it's okay. One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. |
Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 May 2024 21:42 #413424
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May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career
Feel free to send me an owl, a howler, or even a Crumple-Horned Snorkack to Iamredfaced@gmail.com The Red Face |