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Getting out of Isolation and connecting with others is an important part of recovery. This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!
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Recovery Fun 21 Nov 2017 03:41 #322659

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It's high time for subtle Addiction Recovery (or loss of recovery) related humor :-)
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Re: Sober Quotes 21 Nov 2017 03:43 #322660

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Re: Recovery Fun 21 Nov 2017 04:08 #322662

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Re: The Recovery Pill Box 30 Nov 2017 04:58 #323114

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Dov wrote on 19 Oct 2010 03:48:

Tried-123 wrote on 17 Oct 2010 15:43:

B"H I Haven't heard from this woman ever again (I guess I scared her off )

I am wondering what guys do at meetings during the serenity prayer (everyone hold hands..) when you are between a lot of women. It is very hard for me to be the odd man out who wont join the circle. I also am afraid that people will think that I place myself as one above everyone...

Anyone else have this dilemma?

Also what's the deal with a meeting in a church; are we allowed to go?

OK. So if there is a lady in a recovery meeting I walk into, then I sit next to some guys instead. If I am there already and she comes in and sits next to me, then I do not hold her hand at the end of the meeting in the circle-thingy. Instead, I turn to her right at the end of the meeting before the serenity prayer, ask her what her name is (if I do not know it) and say to her, "(Christine/Shprintza-hentcha/Malwat/whatever your name is), it is not good for me to hold a woman's hands, sorry. I hope you do not mind, thanks." Then I stand in the circle like everyone else but hold my hands together like during davening and presto! Five seconds later the ordeal is over! And no one 'gives a flying pruta'!

Now, there may be heteirim for holding her hand, I do not know. But I really believe it will not be good for me, so I can honestly say that to her, and I do. If the sole reason you are not holding her hand is because it is ossur, then I ask you why you are subject to looking at schmutz in the first place? Obviously it is wrong to look at schmutz, but it is not necessarily a primary motivator for you or else you wouldn't do it - so I figure I cannot honestly hide behind the Torah here. So I don't.

Perhaps some folks will throw a pie in my face for even thinking this way. Well, I hope it is chocolate. Mmmmm....

As far as the church issue, ask your Rov. If he tries to convince you that as it is not truly pikuach nefesh you do not need to go and should "just please try to go to meetings that are not in churches, OK?" then I humbly suggest you find another Rov for these shaylos. Maybe one who has had a few affairs with 'computer women' (or with real ones), himself....oops....I shouldn't have written that.  :

- anonymous  

PS. There are like 3 women in my entire city who go to SA meetings regularly. Which lust recovery fellowship is this that has lots of women? I'd like to know....just kidding, really!! Ha-ha......he-he...hmmmm-hmmm.....never mind....pretend I never asked. :-*
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Re: The Recovery Fun 03 Dec 2017 02:52 #323195

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Re: The Recovery Fun 03 Dec 2017 12:07 #323213

None we only try to help those who want to change themselves
my thread:guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/300426-I-will-make-it-bh" option="guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/300426-I-will-make-it-bh">I will make it b"h


guardyoureyes.com/forum/20-Important-Threads/19180-FEEL-THE-HUGS%21%21%21" option="guardyoureyes.com/forum/20-Important-Threads/19180-FEEL-THE-HUGS%21%21%21">FEEL THE HUGS!!!

Re: Recovery Fun 06 Dec 2017 17:09 #323389

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They should start selling this keyboard

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Re: Recovery Fun 19 Dec 2019 02:36 #346072

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12 Steps of Insanity

1. We admitted we were powerless over nothing, that we could manage our lives perfectly and those of anyone who would let us.

2. Came to believe that there was no power greater than ourselves and the rest of the world was insane.

3. Make a decision to have our loved ones turn their wills and their lives over to our care even though they could not understand us at all.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral and inventory of every one we knew.

5. Admitted, to the world, the exact nature of everyone else’s wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to make others give us the respect we so rightfully deserved.

7. Demanded that others to do our will because we were always right.

8. Make a list of all persons who had harmed us and became a willing to go to any lengths to get even with them.

9. Got direct revenge on such people, wherever possible, except when to do so would cost us our lives or at the very least a jail sentence.

10. Continued to take inventory of others and when they were wrong promptly and repeatedly told them about it.

11. Sought through complaining and medication to improve our relations with others as we would not understand them at all, asking only that they do things our way.

12. Having had a complete physical, emotional, and spiritual breakdown as a result of these 12 steps, we blamed it on others and tried to get sympathy and pity in all our affairs.

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