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The Legend of Cord 17 Sep 2015 14:22 #263993

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In the annals of GYE history, never has so much been posted in so short a time, with such a high post-IQ as in the record of our dear chaver Avraham/Cordnoy.
As such, as acting chairman of the Ad Hoc Committee to Mark the Sixth Millennial of Cordism, I move to proclaim today as National Accordion Day.
All in favor please raise your shot glasses
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Re: The Legend of Cord 17 Sep 2015 14:51 #264001

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Let's ban all cordless devices for this auspicious occasion!

Re: The Legend of Cord 17 Sep 2015 14:55 #264002

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We should all wear corduroy!
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Re: The Legend of Cord 17 Sep 2015 18:56 #264043

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:
In the annals of GYE history, never has so much been posted in so short a time, with such a high post-IQ as in the record of our dear chaver Avraham/Cordnoy.
As such, as acting chairman of the Ad Hoc Committee to Mark the Sixth Millennial of Cordism, I move to proclaim today as National Accordion Day.
All in favor please raise your shot glasses


what da hell is a post-IQ?

Did he mean this?
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Personally, i tend to think that I have a low-post IQ, sort of like these guys:
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Re: The Legend of Cord 17 Sep 2015 19:01 #264046

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we could come up with a list of cordo's (pronounced cordoos) and cordont's. Any ideas?
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Re: The Legend of Cord 17 Sep 2015 22:04 #264063

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Let's ban all cordless devices for this auspicious occasion!

serenity
I keep my phone in the shower, so if I start getting tempted I can make a call and electrocute myself. The shock usually takes away the desire. You may be thinking that a cell phone doesn't shock you when it gets wet. That is normally true but I have a special APP called lustshock. I wanted to try a hair dryer, but I was told it could kill me.

The hair dryer would probably be the first cordon't
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Re: The Legend of Cord 18 Sep 2015 01:12 #264085

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stillgoing wrote:
neshamaincharge
Let's ban all cordless devices for this auspicious occasion!

serenity
I keep my phone in the shower, so if I start getting tempted I can make a call and electrocute myself. The shock usually takes away the desire. You may be thinking that a cell phone doesn't shock you when it gets wet. That is normally true but I have a special APP called lustshock. I wanted to try a hair dryer, but I was told it could kill me.

The hair dryer would probably be the first cordon't


Those are two things I don't get involved in....
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and
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Re: The Legend of Cord 20 Sep 2015 05:58 #264192

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There seems to be some confusion about the origins of the name Cordnoy. I've been wracking my brains, and at 2 AM, this is what I got:

Option 1: Cordial as in warm and friendly - perhaps.

Option 2: I woodn't say that he's that full of himself

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Option 3: Maybe he takes a cordial shot or 2 right before the calls;

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Whatever it was, it's become something special - thank you!
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Re: The Legend of Cord 20 Sep 2015 20:31 #264211

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eslaasos wrote:
There seems to be some confusion about the origins of the name Cordnoy. I've been wracking my brains, and at 2 AM, this is what I got:

Option 1: Cordial as in warm and friendly - perhaps.

Option 2: I woodn't say that he's that full of himself

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Option 3: Maybe he takes a cordial shot or 2 right before the calls;

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Whatever it was, it's become something special - thank you!


Warm and friendly doesn't seem to fit well.

At first I looked at "woodn't," and said, "wut? Did hee aqsooalle spel it that waigh?" But then I saw the picture below and said, "whew."

I love cordials.

Thanks for the conclusion.
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Re: The Legend of Cord 25 Sep 2015 08:34 #264629

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The origin of the name Cordnoy comes from two words:
1) Cord
2) Noy (as in noy sukka)

1) He is the cord that is connecting all of us together and to sobriety
That is probably referring to his serious side
2) He is the one that makes GYE such a nice place to hang around.
That is probably referring to his humerous side.


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Re: The Legend of Cord 25 Sep 2015 13:08 #264642

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unanumun wrote:
The origin of the name Cordnoy comes from two words:
1) Cord
2) Noy (as in noy sukka)

1) He is the cord that is connecting all of us together and to sobriety
That is probably referring to his serious side
2) He is the one that makes GYE such a nice place to hang around.
That is probably referring to his humerous side.


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That's a great explanation, whether it's true or not.

Maybe now, you can explain where the name unanumun comes from.

Spanish - Una (one) new man?

Yiddish - On a numen - without a name?

Breslov - Anonymous in Uman?
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Re: The Legend of Cord 12 Nov 2015 00:12 #268448

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Bump!
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Re: The Legend of Cord 13 Nov 2015 11:31 #268536

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Ouch
watch where you are going buddy

Re: The Legend of Cord 23 Dec 2015 18:19 #272155

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eslaasos wrote:
There seems to be some confusion about the origins of the name Cordnoy. I've been wracking my brains, and at 2 AM, this is what I got:

Option 1: Cordial as in warm and friendly - perhaps.

Option 2: I woodn't say that he's that full of himself

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Option 3: Maybe he takes a cordial shot or 2 right before the calls;

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Whatever it was, it's become something special - thank you!


So, after yesterday, any closer to the name?
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Re: The Legend of Cord 23 Dec 2015 21:36 #272180

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No, it was late at night which is maybe why I'm still in the dark.
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