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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 16 Jan 2019 13:04 #338489

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L’kavod Parshas B’shalach, 
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 17 Jan 2019 08:35 #338512

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tzitzis dude wrote on 16 Jan 2019 13:04:
L’kavod Parshas B’shalach, 
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Waze would've found another route 
Formerly mikestruggling I just bought a truck. l hang out in the trailer and G-d drives. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Jan 2019 18:09 #338728

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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 02 Feb 2019 20:19 #338778

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Here’s an oldie but goodie:

A guy goes to his rebbi in the week of Parshas Mishpatim and says “Good news, I had a baby girl! Only thing is though, I have a minhag to name my kids after someone in the parshah, and Moshe, Aharon and the rest of the people in the parshah are already taken by my other kids. What do I do???”
The rebbi thinks for a few moments, and says “That’s a fair point. Have you considered “Machasheyfah”?
The guy says “That would be good, but my shvigger is still alive!”
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Feb 2019 21:33 #338816

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I think for many people here we have to open a new forum called "Internet Forum Addiction for Jewish Men"
Formerly mikestruggling I just bought a truck. l hang out in the trailer and G-d drives. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Feb 2019 22:08 #338817

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mikestrucking wrote on 05 Feb 2019 21:33:
I think for many people here we have to open a new forum called "Internet Forum Addiction for Jewish Men"

That's a very important point Mike, but know that there IS a solution. I used to be completely powerless over my forum addiction. But with the help of my lusting I found pornography, and was completely healed of my obsession to post. I am now able to go over a week without posting on the forum. The best part is, that the posting desires disappeared immediately as soon as I started lusting, unlike other addictions in life where it is a process to get rid of.
I hope you have lots of hatzlacha.
just wondering, in light of the alternative if forum addiction is such a bad thing.... Mark, what do you say?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Feb 2019 04:49 #338821

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stillgoing wrote on 05 Feb 2019 22:08:

mikestrucking wrote on 05 Feb 2019 21:33:
I think for many people here we have to open a new forum called "Internet Forum Addiction for Jewish Men"


That's a very important point Mike, but know that there IS a solution. I used to be completely powerless over my forum addiction. But with the help of my lusting I found pornography, and was completely healed of my obsession to post. I am now able to go over a week without posting on the forum. The best part is, that the posting desires disappeared immediately as soon as I started lusting, unlike other addictions in life where it is a process to get rid of.
I hope you have lots of hatzlacha.
just wondering, in light of the alternative if forum addiction is such a bad thing.... Mark, what do you say?

I 
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NOT
AN
ADDICT
so I have no clue what you dear brother's are discussing here, sorry. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Feb 2019 16:44 #338826

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Markz wrote on 06 Feb 2019 04:49:

stillgoing wrote on 05 Feb 2019 22:08:

mikestrucking wrote on 05 Feb 2019 21:33:
I think for many people here we have to open a new forum called "Internet Forum Addiction for Jewish Men"



That's a very important point Mike, but know that there IS a solution. I used to be completely powerless over my forum addiction. But with the help of my lusting I found pornography, and was completely healed of my obsession to post. I am now able to go over a week without posting on the forum. The best part is, that the posting desires disappeared immediately as soon as I started lusting, unlike other addictions in life where it is a process to get rid of.
I hope you have lots of hatzlacha.
just wondering, in light of the alternative if forum addiction is such a bad thing.... Mark, what do you say?

I 
AM
NOT
AN
ADDICT
so I have no clue what you dear brother's are discussing here, sorry. 

Did you have to write only one word on each line so the Forum editor would not automatically take out the word "NOT"? 
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

613stillgoing@gmail.com

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Feb 2019 16:55 #338828

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Mark, this was the actual Dr Seuss that you meant from the other thread.
Dr. Seuss wrote:
Just crying in pain, will get you no gain.
We can moan and twist, yet advice we'll resist.
Try listening brother to the words of another, 
you'll be delighted you'll see with your great 'covery.
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

613stillgoing@gmail.com
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Feb 2019 09:59 #338849

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Markz wrote on 06 Feb 2019 04:49:

stillgoing wrote on 05 Feb 2019 22:08:

mikestrucking wrote on 05 Feb 2019 21:33:
I think for many people here we have to open a new forum called "Internet Forum Addiction for Jewish Men"



That's a very important point Mike, but know that there IS a solution. I used to be completely powerless over my forum addiction. But with the help of my lusting I found pornography, and was completely healed of my obsession to post. I am now able to go over a week without posting on the forum. The best part is, that the posting desires disappeared immediately as soon as I started lusting, unlike other addictions in life where it is a process to get rid of.
I hope you have lots of hatzlacha.
just wondering, in light of the alternative if forum addiction is such a bad thing.... Mark, what do you say?

I 
AM
NOT
AN
ADDICT
so I have no clue what you dear brother's are discussing here, sorry. 

I agree you are simply what the big book would call "A problem poster" not a postaholic
Formerly mikestruggling I just bought a truck. l hang out in the trailer and G-d drives. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Feb 2019 12:39 #338850

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Mar 2019 18:29 #339920

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True story:

A bunch of kids were sitting around by circle time in a “Gan” (playgroup in E”Y), and the activity was reading this book that has pictures of animals, and the kids need to say where each animal lives. Anyway, they get to a cat, and a kid yells out “It lives in the garage cans!”...
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Apr 2019 20:53 #340349

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A guy desperately needs the bathroom, so he runs to the nearest one he could find, and the only open stall is a handicapped stall. Left with no other option, he goes in. When he comes out, there’s a guy in a wheelchair who’s sitting there, and asks him, “What were you doing in there”? The guy answers, “I needed to use the bathroom “. “Well, that stall is reserved for handicapped people, and you’re not handicapped!”
The guy composes himself and says, “Well, I was before I went in there”.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Apr 2019 03:38 #340712

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Why are the minds of women so clean?
Because they change them so often.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Jun 2019 18:40 #341895

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Two giant wind turbines were in a field. One day, one of them asked the other “What type of music do you listen to?”
The other one replied, “Well, I’m a big metal fan”.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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