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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Nov 2018 04:46 #337593

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i-man wrote on 29 Nov 2018 00:44:

Markz wrote on 28 Nov 2018 23:34:
Tzitzit Dude

You should apply for a site wide pass so you can get out of this depressed place and start your own thread

Applications are being processed and turnaround time is approx 4-5 months

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Nov 2018 20:48 #337610

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Hey Markz, I really appreciate your belief in my ability to start my own thread.

Only thing is, though, how do I get the satisfaction of hijacking other people’s threads???
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Nov 2018 01:43 #337615

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tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Nov 2018 20:48:
Hey Markz, I really appreciate your belief in my ability to start my own thread.

Only thing is, though, how do I get the satisfaction of hijacking other people’s threads???

I'll start a new thread called 
"The tale of my Tallis, dudes"
Tzitzis Dude can hijack that one!
Deal?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 02 Dec 2018 18:13 #337652

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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 05 Dec 2018 18:34 #337708

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Funny you mention (in your “spoiler”) getting married and stuff, cuz I actually got married just over 3 months ago, ב״ה, and am still going strong, ב״ה! 
Most of the credit goes to GYE, of course, but I also gotta give credit where credit is due, so shout-out to my...
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
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“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Dec 2018 20:44 #337745

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A Nanach and a Brisker go to sleep in the same room. You hear...

”Na”.

“Sh”.

”Na-nach”.

”Sshhh”.

“Na-nach-nachman”.

”SSSSHHHHH!!!!!”

“NA-NACH-NACHMAN ME-UMAN!!!!!!”

”Sh... ssshhhmmmmm... ssshhhhhmmmaaaaaa...”

(it’s better if you hear it, so maybe try sounding it out yourself)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Dec 2018 21:48 #337805

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Which guy was you? :-)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Jan 2019 18:55 #338296

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Yeshivish Shailah of the century:

How much tsu could a Tsu-shtell shtell, if a Tsu-shtell could shtell tsu?

And for the answer...
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For anybody who recognizes my avatar, just know that you automatically have respect in my eyes.
 “Verbing weirds language”
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jan 2019 04:22 #338314

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tzitzis dude wrote on 08 Jan 2019 18:55:
Yeshivish Shailah of the century:

How much tsu could a Tsu-shtell shtell, if a Tsu-shtell could shtell tsu?

And for the answer...
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How does a Litvak pronounce your name? He can shtell tzu

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jan 2019 09:55 #338317

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I heard about this man that goes to a store to buy a parachute ,
"how does it work ?" he asks , the clerk explains to him that he has to pull from the string . "and what if it doesn't work ? "  the man asks , 
- "then you pull from this other string" replies the clerk.
- "and what if that other string does not work ?"
- " no worries come back and we will replace it for you ".  

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jan 2019 10:04 #338318

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By the way if you are addicted , you might even believe what the above mentioned clerk has said !

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jan 2019 14:41 #338324

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newaction wrote on 09 Jan 2019 10:04:
By the way if you are addicted , you might even believe what the above mentioned clerk has said !

The first post was funny. Maybe I didn't understand what you meant in the second post. I don't think that addicts are particularly naive or lacking in intelligence.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jan 2019 18:28 #338329

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they are very smart indeed. But when it comes to their particular drug of choice , all their intelligence and wisdom will not stand .  Have you read the AA book  ?   The first of the 12 steps clearly expresses that addicts suffer from a degree of insanity .  So if this guy is addicted to jumping out of a plane , so to speak ,  he will continue on jumping not matter  what parachutte he has . 

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Jan 2019 19:43 #338330

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Yes, I fuly agree with you in regard to the Jumpaholics or GYP (Guard Your Plane) website. I had thought that you were referring to sexaholics
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jan 2019 06:56 #338436

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newaction wrote on 09 Jan 2019 09:55:
I heard about this man that goes to a store to buy a parachute ,
"how does it work ?" he asks , the clerk explains to him that he has to pull from the string . "and what if it doesn't work ? "  the man asks , 
- "then you pull from this other string" replies the clerk.
- "and what if that other string does not work ?"
- " no worries come back and we will replace it for you ".  

I thought the clerk answered "it always works no-one ever came to complain"
Formerly mikestruggling I just bought a truck. l hang out in the trailer and G-d drives. 
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