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The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Oct 2018 15:28 #336167

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Oct 2018 19:39 #336614

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2018 03:32 #336835

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ovadia wrote on 28 Jan 2010 15:02:
I don't know if this is in the Ruach of this thread, (it was sent to me, and I am not sure whether it is a joke or for real) but I thought that I would post it anyway.

HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

Avoid riding in automobiles because they are
responsible for 20 % of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay at home because 17 percent of all
accidents occur in the home. (that's 37 % already)

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because
14 percent of all accidents occur to pedestrians.(now that's 51%)

Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses, 16 percent of accidents
involve these forms of transportation. (that's 67%)

Of the remaining 33 percent, 32 percent of all
deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only
0.01 % of all deaths occur in a synagogue,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any
given point in time is in Synagogue.

Torah Study is even safer. The number of deaths
during Torah Study is too small to register.

For safety's sake, go to Shul as often as
possible, and attend Torah Study.
It could save your life!

Nowadays it's stil safe... you just gotta subscribe to the NRA
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 06 Nov 2018 20:48 #337055

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Why couldn’t you see the elephant in the tree?

Because it was good at hiding. (Baduum-ts)
Last Edit: 06 Nov 2018 20:51 by tzitzis dude. Reason: Forgot those last words.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Nov 2018 02:17 #337064

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tzitzis dude wrote on 06 Nov 2018 20:48:
Why couldn’t you see the elephant in the tree?

Because it was good at hiding. (Baduum-ts)

Ok, this time I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Nov 2018 17:07 #337437

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I’ll be honest, it’s not really a joke... 

You couldn’t see the elephant in the tree because it was good at hiding- this could, בעצם, be said with any animal, it’s just very “snort-worthy” with an elephant, cuz they’re pretty big... again, not much of a joke. Sorry ‘bout that.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 25 Nov 2018 21:05 #337492

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Once again, I see that our tchalet dude has buried deep hidden meaning in the elephant in the tree.

Often we will try hideing our lusting selves behind our gemara, or nice family life, when in actuality we as hidden as an elephant in a tree. Pretty pathetic of us, no? Almost snort-worthy.

Thanks dude
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 19:59 #337575

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Wow, and here I thought that I was a deep thinker...
Stillgoing, you keep me on my toes.
#KeepItUp

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 20:58 #337578

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tzitzis dude wrote on 28 Nov 2018 19:59:
Wow, and here I thought that I was a deep thinker...
Stillgoing, you keep me on my toes.
#KeepItUp

You are. Didn't you write the original post?...!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 22:39 #337580

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Uh, uh, gut gezukt...

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 22:46 #337581

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Here’s another for stillgoing to pick his brain on:

How do you think the unthinkable?
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 22:54 #337582

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... Good luck making that one lomdish...

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 22:57 #337583

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tzitzis dude wrote on 28 Nov 2018 22:46:
Here’s another for stillgoing to pick his brain on:

How do you think the unthinkable?
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

I don't sink that simple lines need an explanation. This is obviously a reference to the yetzer Harah who approaches us with a simple request to "just think" about this  "clean" person or other, when in reality there is double meaning in everything that he says and instead of thinking we quickly start sinking 
down
     down
               down  
                            to places where even the t'chalet fish won't dare to swim......
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 28 Nov 2018 23:34 #337585

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Tzitzit Dude

You should apply for a site wide pass so you can get out of this depressed place and start your own thread

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Nov 2018 00:44 #337588

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Markz wrote on 28 Nov 2018 23:34:
Tzitzit Dude

You should apply for a site wide pass so you can get out of this depressed place and start your own thread

Applications are being processed and turnaround time is approx 4-5 months

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I dont know if youve heard Markz but they upped the security on the border recently...
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