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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 24 Oct 2013 20:45 #221813

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When Mr. E.'s wife picked up the phone yesterday and informed me that her husband isn't home but who's calling?
I answered:

Akiva Pinchas from the Tehillim Kollel in Yerushalayim.
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 24 Oct 2013 23:02 #221821

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you could of said you were a blueberry muffin
or ItcheChaimZerubavelMeshulam
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 24 Oct 2013 23:25 #221824

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tryingtoshteig wrote:
tehillimzugger wrote:
Gee thanks!

Eglei Tal, Minchas Chinuch, Shaagas Aryeh?


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I like audios much more. I am too lazy to read -- except for Sabbath.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 28 Oct 2013 04:36 #222080

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Who has time to read on Shabbos? We are too busy eating with and sleeping off the chulent!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 28 Oct 2013 04:38 #222081

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"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 28 Oct 2013 04:46 #222083

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אלא יש לו לייחד כל מעשיו לשמו הגדול לבד, ולא ישתף עמו דבר אחר
That's the goal. The key to everything. Working on it, bs"d.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 27 Nov 2013 23:03 #224162

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someone ate 6 donuts already
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 27 Nov 2013 23:18 #224164

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and it's not even chanukah where someone lives!!!!
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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 02 Jan 2015 09:06 #246468

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Chatted with Mr. Emunah tonight.

He had one message:

730 to the m!
622 to the p!

Onward!
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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 02 Jan 2015 21:23 #246497

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Cordnoy
730 to the m!
622 to the p!
730 days until he masturbates and 622 till he watches porn????????? OH NO! We better stop him!!!!!
I am happy to speak on the phone. Please email me at dms1234ongye@gmail.com

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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 02 Jan 2015 21:32 #246500

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dms1234 wrote:
Cordnoy
730 to the m!
622 to the p!
730 days until he masturbates and 622 till he watches porn????????? OH NO! We better stop him!!!!!


ZemirosShabbos wrote:
Chesky once posted a really good quote:
"it's not about how long you are clean, but how far you are from your next fall"
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 02 Jan 2015 21:32 #246501

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call 1-800-GHOSTBUSTERS
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 20 Mar 2015 17:36 #250910

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782 to the m 20 to the p
oops



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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 20 Mar 2015 17:44 #250914

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Fancy seeing you here!
Are we learning tomorrow?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 20 Mar 2015 17:45 #250916

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should we?
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