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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14304 Views
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Aug 2024 19:06 #420289
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thompson wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:46:
chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31: My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"?  I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. God, I hope it's not a velvet couch. First of all, ew no way. Second of all, what do I care what it does to my couch once I'm disemboweled. |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Aug 2024 19:36 #420290
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chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31:
My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. As the resident Nudnik, can I ask what tool/technique you were planning on using for the disembowlement? |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Aug 2024 19:44 #420291
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redfaced wrote on 28 Aug 2024 19:36:
chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31: My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. As the resident Nudnik, can I ask what tool/technique you were planning on using for the disembowlement? What's the shaila? Obviously I would use my wakizashi for seppuku. |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Aug 2024 19:53 #420292
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chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 19:44:
redfaced wrote on 28 Aug 2024 19:36: chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31: My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. As the resident Nudnik, can I ask what tool/technique you were planning on using for the disembowlement? What's the shaila? Obviously I would use my wakizashi for seppuku. My ethnicity is Jewish. I would use my wifes sheitel pin. I guess we can compare results later |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Aug 2024 21:06 #420300
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chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31:
My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. Dude. Bury the google voice app in a subfolder of apps. Labelled “insurance”. |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Aug 2024 21:18 #420302
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chaimoigen wrote on 28 Aug 2024 21:06:
chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31: My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. Dude. Bury the google voice app in a subfolder of apps. Labelled “insurance”. Um, who takes care of insurance in your kingdom? |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Aug 2024 04:50 #420319
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chaimoigen wrote on 28 Aug 2024 21:06:
chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31: My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. Dude. Bury the google voice app in a subfolder of apps. Labelled “insurance”. I am very conscious of privacy and safety. I use a separate Google voice account which is hidden in my phones hidden apps section which is only accessible by entering a special code in the phone dialer. Additionally I have a task running that turns off the notifications for Google voice when I am at home so that my wife shouldn't see a notification pop-up for an incoming text. You can usually use a do not disturb routine. Contacts are saved with real names that reference the person using the initials, Like for ChoseMyShem would be Chaim Moshe Sheminov, etc... However the biggest way I protect other people's privacy is by not being in contact with other people!  As an a side note, it bothers me when I see people sharing every time they meet someone. I'm not sure if the person they met wants you should share that info. For example, I am based in New Zealand and if people know that fact, every time I share I met someone, than anyone can know that the other person is also based in New Zealand. If I really want, I can list out a couple of people based in Lakewood based solely on their interactions. In general what someone shares needs to remain private, including the actual fact that he shared with you. Ok, rants over, time to go back to my hiding spot. Since it is the grouchery, you can all blame a certain soldier for waking me up! |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Aug 2024 10:42 #420326
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Aug 2024 12:32 #420329
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redfaced wrote on 28 Aug 2024 19:53:
chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 19:44: redfaced wrote on 28 Aug 2024 19:36: chosemyshem wrote on 28 Aug 2024 18:31: My wife was sitting next to me and picked up my phone and was idly scrolling through (yeah, idk why either). She sees my call history and starts laughing, "who are all these guys with the weird names"? I previously told her I was on GYE to mentor people, so mumbled that they were guys who were speaking to me for help. Meanwhile I was waiting to see if she opened the google voice app (where I do all my gye texting). If I saw she was going for that my plan was to disembowel myself on the couch as a distraction. As the resident Nudnik, can I ask what tool/technique you were planning on using for the disembowlement? What's the shaila? Obviously I would use my wakizashi for seppuku. My ethnicity is Jewish. I would use my wifes sheitel pin. I guess we can compare results later I tried it last night . I can confirm the sheitel pin way is freakin awful' |
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Aug 2024 06:59 #420402
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Sep 2024 01:22 #420768
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Hoo, boy. What to grouch about? I have so many options!
Should I grouch about my baby not being able to keep a bottle down? (That actually doesn’t sound too bad in other contexts, but still.) Maybe his teething? How’s about my job? I’m still waiting for a raise. Meh. Tzitzis dude can do better. I was supposed to finish early today, but I couldn’t do my job well enough, so I got home later than I should’ve. Plus both hands have blisters. My wife’s job? She only has two clients and kvetches enough for ten. She can’t think about taking on more now. Hey, what about my two kids along with my wife having a serious stomach bug and me having to take off from work and help out the whole day, is that a worthy grouch?  Warning: Spoiler! |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Sep 2024 02:34 #420769
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Hey! That's Asher the kvetch.... there's no reason to shout....!! NO REASON TO SHOUT?????!!!!!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Sep 2024 04:25 #420774
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tzitzis dude wrote on 04 Sep 2024 01:22:
Hoo, boy. What to grouch about? I have so many options! Should I grouch about my baby not being able to keep a bottle down? (That actually doesn’t sound too bad in other contexts, but still.) Maybe his teething? How’s about my job? I’m still waiting for a raise. Meh. Tzitzis dude can do better. I was supposed to finish early today, but I couldn’t do my job well enough, so I got home later than I should’ve. Plus both hands have blisters. My wife’s job? She only has two clients and kvetches enough for ten. She can’t think about taking on more now. Hey, what about my two kids along with my wife having a serious stomach bug and me having to take off from work and help out the whole day, is that a worthy grouch? Warning: Spoiler!Whew! Almost forgot this one (well, I did forget it. Wtvr.) Due to the aforementioned stuff, I had to miss the chasunah of the son of a BH |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Sep 2024 14:18 #421527
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The baby is still spitting up an ungodly amount. And yes, still getting it on my shabbos suit.
Oh, and my older son went and fell off the monkey bars yesterday afternoon, broke his wrist. Warning: Spoiler! |
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. “Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery” -also Calvin. “The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.” -Groucho Marks. “Pornography is a bad answer to a good question” -R’ Daniel Kalish “True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.” -Rabbi Dovid Kaplan. |
Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 16 Sep 2024 14:14 #421598
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