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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Jul 2024 12:50 #416987

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I feel a little different today. Almost like I've lost some of my karma . . .
The number doesn't matter, but if you've got something to say then say it. Doesn't help either of us this way.
You don't like something I said? I promise I won't disintegrate if you tell me what it is. In fact, I'll most likely thank you for helping me learn (though not on the Grouchery of course, CV).
-BH (Bah Humbug)!!!
Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
The yetzarim a person has the most trouble dealing with are his most powerful God-given tools for developing his potential and achieving shleimus.
In order to love who you are, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you.
It doesn't matter how big the number is, only that today it is going up by one.

A little about what I'm doing here: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/412971-I-Want-to-Help-Others
Last Edit: 12 Jul 2024 13:15 by BenHashemBH.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Jul 2024 13:44 #416991

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Hear ye, hear ye, O’ grouchers of the Grouchery.
What in the flying flip has happened to this thread? 
Last night I decided I needed some chazarah, and so I read through around 8 pages of grouchiness. And grouching there was! Ah! ‘Twas some good stuff. 
But nowadays? There hasn’t been a good shlakah v’taryah of grouching in WAAAY too long, and I’M SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Jul 2024 13:46 #416992

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tzitzis dude wrote on 12 Jul 2024 13:44:
Hear ye, hear ye, O’ grouchers of the Grouchery.
What in the flying flip has happened to this thread? 
Last night I decided I needed some chazarah, and so I read through around 8 pages of grouchiness. And grouching there was! Ah! ‘Twas some good stuff. 
But nowadays? There hasn’t been a good shlakah v’taryah of grouching in WAAAY too long, and I’M SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, then again, who gives a flying flip about where this thread goes? Who gives half a flip (thereby landing on your head) of ANYTHING?????
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Jul 2024 13:53 #416995

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#TGIF, baby!!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 12 Jul 2024 15:13 #416999

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tzitzis dude wrote on 12 Jul 2024 13:44:
Hear ye, hear ye, O’ grouchers of the Grouchery.
What in the flying flip has happened to this thread? 
Last night I decided I needed some chazarah, and so I read through around 8 pages of grouchiness. And grouching there was! Ah! ‘Twas some good stuff. 
But nowadays? There hasn’t been a good shlakah v’taryah of grouching in WAAAY too long, and I’M SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh look at this poor little boy. His life is so sweet he thinks he needs some tame little grouches to taste the pain. 

Well boy welcome to real life. Where the pain is so real it can't be tamed, leashed, an paraded around as a pet grump. Pain that's written in blood on papers pressed from the ashes of our lives. Where we don't look for grouches - they look for us.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Jul 2024 15:47 #417141

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tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Jul 2024 01:35:
I had a really long day. Sweated multiple buckets. Drank over 1.5 gallons of water. Didn’t eat a functional lunch, just some nuts and water. 
Got home, immediately had to take care of the baby. Finally got a chance to eat, and then in the middle, had to go to mincha. Seeing as I had a minute to spare, I offered to change said baby’s diaper, at which point I realized that we are clean out of diapers! (Diaper bag was empty too.) I ran to my in-laws house and got a diaper. Finally got the kid to shluff. 
Now I’m on my couch, utterly spent, still sticky from sweat, still hungry ‘cause I didn’t finish supper. Will probably remain hungry because I friggin lost my appetite. Oh, and I still have to go shopping tonight, plus take care of laundry. 


But eh, who reads this garbage anyways? And even if someone did read it, why would he care? He will probably just out-grouch me. 

Just wondering out loud, "why did this post get so many likes" (wink)

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Jul 2024 23:25 #417557

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Yeah, so tomorrow’s a fast  slow day. yippee. Didn’t hydrate enough today, and supper doesn’t seem like it’ll be too filling. #party. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 13:08 #417974

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Gooooooood morning, GYE!!!!! 
Good morning to The Grouchery!!!!
Happy Monday!!!!!!!
WHO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 13:22 #417976

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tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Jul 2024 13:08:
Gooooooood morning, GYE!!!!! 
Good morning to The Grouchery!!!!
Happy Monday!!!!!!!
WHO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Mods?!?!?
Can you please ban this guy from this thread already??

Anyone else who thinks that tzitzis dude should be unceremoniously thrown off "The Grouchery" please respond here.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 14:07 #417978

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proudyungerman wrote on 29 Jul 2024 13:22:

tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Jul 2024 13:08:
Gooooooood morning, GYE!!!!! 
Good morning to The Grouchery!!!!
Happy Monday!!!!!!!
WHO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Mods?!?!?
Can you please ban this guy from this thread already??

Anyone else who thinks that tzitzis dude should be unceremoniously thrown off "The Grouchery" please respond here.

Hey, if that’s what it takes to get The  Grouchery up and grouching again, it’s a hit I’ll gladly take.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 15:33 #417984

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Laundry 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 15:33 #417985

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iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:
Laundry 

That gotta be the shortest grouch in modern history

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 15:53 #417991

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iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:
Laundry 

That gotta be the shortest grouch in modern history

Challenge accepted.

Life!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 15:54 #417992

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To all those ghosters on GYE, don't just drift around the forums hitting that "no thank you" button, SAY SOMTHING!!!!!! For the sake of Gods green earth!
Last Edit: 29 Jul 2024 15:55 by iyh2023.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 17:00 #417996

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chosemyshem wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:53:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:
Laundry 

That gotta be the shortest grouch in modern history

Challenge accepted.

Life!

What a wasted opportunity. 
Wife
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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