Harav BenYeshiva, (some of you may only be familiar with his secular name; YeshivaGuy) and Harav (not just) Starting (anymore) cordially invite all esteemed GYE members to a reception tonight at the L'chaim Shteeble, in honor of their 90. Six o'clock Sharp. Black tie affair.

Menu: (Sorry, no Shnitzel and Kugel)

Drinks and assorted hors d'oeuvres will be served upon arrival.

Appetizer:

Men: Choice of olive oil basted crispy skin salmon or a oven roasted blackened sea bass.

Women: Choice of freshly shredded carrots or purple cabbage.

Soup:

Men: Choice of cream of broccoli or French onion.

Women: Kale puree.

Entree:

Men: Choice of tender filet mignon on a bed of sauteed truffle and champagne mushrooms, with a light red wine reduction.

Women: Fresh crispy lettuce, on a bed of fresh crispy lettuce leaves, with a light lettuce puree.

Dessert:

Men: Viennese table for consumption purposes 

Women: Viennese table for viewing purposes only.

Program:

Emcee: Our resident Gadol; Harav Hashem Help Me.

BenYeshiva will serenade us with his famous world renowned Lech Dodi. Accompanied by the spiritual music of the Neshama Brothers Orchestra, NeshamaInCharge and Diamindwithaflaw. Qwerty is good at keys, so he's surely musical. He'll be on the keyboard.

R' Starting will take us on a journey through his story of 90.

Harav Wilnever will deliver a discourse based upon the philosophies of the Michtav M'Eliyahu.

The venerable Harav Cordnoy is slated to make an appearance.

Manager: Mr. Youngster, trustworthy and full of energy, and thoughtfulness. 

Mr. Striving to be good will make sure there is an air of festivities!

90dys, in house rav for emergency halacha questions.

Decor by BlueOrangeBalloon LTD. 

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Ok, let me make sure everything is running smoothly.

Nice bar, cocktails and homemade beer by the keynote speaker, wine and bourbon for the caterer the famous Markz of "Grill Markz" catering. (Yes he's catering tonight, he started his career as a vintner but now....). Did you see his tiny car in the lot? It looks like an hors d'oeuvre parked next to Gevuras monsta (thanks for bringing the cows). Ok, nice sign hanging, we only serve shaken not stirred. I know I'm obsessed. Looks like Yehuda B and Lodaas are already sampling some good stuff.

Oh, the seating cards, there's a woman's side? We are lusters!!! Let's see who they invited, ok, Someone's Sister, Table 1, Someone's Aunt table 2, Someone's mother table 3...ok I guess we are safe. I wonder if Rebbetzin 7up is here...But let's get our builder, Rebuild613 to construct one heck of a mechitza.We should probably have Captain, YuYu and Oived Elokim or Testero, our Navy SEAL, (R' Guard too, if he still exists) our military dudes guarding the bulletproof mechitza, (although without a trigger....).

Whos the tech guy? Oh right we can hire i-man! With a name like that he's probably half computer. We need bouncers too..in case people get rowdy. Um...these millenials a wild bunch..not you AM you are a good one we need you as an usher. Ok, Bigmoish and Miggisbooms, will be the bouncers,I mean with a name like that he's probably from Kazakhstan and has a neck as thick as the beef on tonight's menu...I'm sure he'll be pretty scary. We also need a respectable maitre de, how about 5770? Is he available? If not I think MenachemGYE will do a fine job. Or R' Excellence. He seems super nice too. Oh wait,  I got it! Dave M! Peeeerfect! He forsure has a lovely smile but can he pull off the required snooty air of superiority? 

If you feel something can be better, please contact Looking_to_Improve. He's already on it!

Let me go check out my grilling station, maybe I should go to the mikvah first, this meat is gonna have a din of b'sar kodshim. OMG! Zedj and Jack123 are already chomping through the first batch...gotta run!

                            Sous chef Grant

Dear Chevra,
I need your prayers.
Bez"H this Friday morning at 8 AM I am IYH being rolled into the operating room to donate a kidney to 22 year old near where I live.
The operation is IYH starting at 9 AM. Please pray. Please pray that everything should go well.

Thanks brothers