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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Jan 2021 15:09 #360886

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peloni almoni wrote on 30 Oct 2015 01:01:
DEAR FRIENDS

I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TO THOSE WHO HAVE CONGRATULATED ME EITHER BY EMAIL OR PM ON THE OCCASION OF MY AVATAR MAKING IT TO THE CHIZUK EMAILS THIS PAST WEEK. THOSE WHO DID NOT OFFER ANY CONGRATULATORY WORDS - ITS OK, I AM WORKING ON MY EGO. (ITS FUNNY NO ONE SAID A WORD WHEN ANY OF MY DIVREI TORAH WERE SENT OUT.)

ANYWAY, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A PICTURE THAT I THINK HAS A LOT OF DEPTH:



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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Jul 2021 14:29 #370432

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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both “lefts”, which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Jul 2021 22:14 #370442

2 Africans walking in the street see a group of Chassidim walking... one asks the other "who are those guys?" The other guy says "Hassidem". The first guy answers back.. I see dem too but who are they!
Last Edit: 02 Jul 2021 22:14 by want2bgreat.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Jul 2021 18:46 #370657

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Sign by the produce section: Notice! Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Jul 2021 18:47 #370658

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You know, if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat...
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Jul 2021 20:47 #370859

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Why is the "S" in Illinois silent?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Jul 2021 21:17 #370863

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I just learned a very important piece of information that if you click on the "warning spoiler" there's more words I would see writing only the first half of the joke and get frustrated why on earth are they not finishing the joke I thought maybe they were well known jokes so they just put the first half but I thought it was strange we learn new things everyday.
"​if you keep doing what your doing your gonna keep getting what your getting"
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result"
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Jul 2021 21:18 #370864

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benny57 wrote on 14 Jul 2021 21:17:
I just learned a very important piece of information that if you click on the "warning spoiler" there's more words I would see writing only the first half of the joke and get frustrated why on earth are they not finishing the joke I thought maybe they were well known jokes so they just put the first half but I thought it was strange we learn new things everyday.

reminds me of a joke a guy walks into a bar and sees a group of guys bullshoving he goes over, and one guys screams out 212 they all burst out laughing the next guy says 342 they are rolling he asks what's going on the guys say we sit here all day saying jokes we know them all, so we just say the number and we remember witch joke. he says wow can I try, they say sure, he says 168 no one is laughing, he asks why is no-one laughing a guy from the back leans in and says buddy, you need to know how to tell a joke!   
"​if you keep doing what your doing your gonna keep getting what your getting"
Henry Ford
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result"
Albert Einstien

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2021 00:40 #370872

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What is bullshoving?
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If you are reading this-you have a friend in me.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2021 00:56 #370874

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I can see your not a bochur, it means to just sit around with the chevra and schmooze usually involving devarim betailim probaly gonna lead to loshon hora bochurim enjoy doing this in the time they have between waking up and going to bed.
"​if you keep doing what your doing your gonna keep getting what your getting"
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result"
Albert Einstien

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2021 03:57 #370883

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OivedElokim wrote on 15 Jul 2021 00:40:
What is bullshoving?

It’s what bulldozers do when they’re awake.
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Jul 2021 04:49 #370938

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 15 Jul 2021 03:57:

OivedElokim wrote on 15 Jul 2021 00:40:
What is bullshoving?

It’s what bulldozers do when they’re awake.

I had a good, 5-second chuckle 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Sep 2022 03:52 #385380

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My shvigger acts like a father, and my shver acts like a mother...
In other words, they're transparent.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 11 Sep 2022 00:49 #385623

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Where does the king go to hunt?
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 11 Sep 2022 20:08 #385643

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I overheard someone say to his friend he only drinks a few times a year
  • On Purim
  • On his father's Yurtzat
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