Can we have the full Pareve recipe in time for tonight's cholent? Or is it only for those well versed in Shas and Poskim?

Forget it! I'm putting fleish AND beer in the chulent and that's that!

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MendelZ wrote:


Then you need to change the sign on the store from בשר כשר to בשר שכר

If you struggle with eating parve cholent, either because it's 'parve-cholent-tuesday' in yeshiva, because the kollel budget mandates it or the local cattle have migrated to gentler climes, fear not.

Our resident mekubal and cholent chef, Mr. Isidore Wide E. Nuff, CCC-FB (certified cholent chef - fatso bela"z) has determined based on extensive research on hebrewbooks.org and copious hours of studying at the feet of Fetter Geegle that the same rectifications and supernal unifications achieved by fleishige cholent can be reached through parve cholent, with a small caveat. You must put in a six-pack of quality beer. What constitutes quality beer and what is inferior and should be avoided is beyond the scope of this dissertation and will not be addressed in the interests of national security.

the same rectifications and supernal unifications achieved by fleishige cholent can be reached through parve cholent, with a small caveat. You must put in drink a six-pack of quality beer before ingesting the cholent.

Cholent needs no eiruv. It's נושא את נושאיו - like a gas balloon.