It's after my "good night calendar" time - I can only access this on my phone
So I can't read the fine print

Is this another stupid Trump investment idea buying out Oz vHadar and Artscroll corporations and rewriting history too??

Something like that but better 
you'll see tomorrow 

Aryeh821 wrote on 20 Mar 2016 03:55:

hilaryous

Enjoy ur run

Why are people posting here this week?

Why are they depressed?
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DO NOT POST HERE THIS WEEK

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did you hear??????

yenne work

Aryeh821 wrote on 20 Mar 2016 03:55:

Can someone post a link for this picture because its too small for me to read from here?
Thanks

I can email it to you if you would like 

yes please sanonym380380@gmail.com
Thanks

markz wrote on 18 Mar 2016 13:04:



Here's a source from last weeks portion

The Sign of Stupidity

From Andy Rooney :

"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything.
It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."

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A couple of months ago, I went fishing with a buddy of mine.
As we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of
bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way
to test it.
"Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...
They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us
if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign.
I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my
truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist.
I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just
swelled right up on me. Here's your sign"

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over
to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes.
We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!"
See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure.
Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge.
The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried.
I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take
the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem.
I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked,
"So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself!
I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and
said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... Here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and
said, "Are you still here?"
I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

I heard part of that. I pride myself in doing his accent.

Last bean for tonight





































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Q: Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Abie, and I am an alcoholic' 

I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.
Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.  I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool.  I also listen to their conversations, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me … whether it interests them or not.
And it works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.
 
Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire
 
 
 
 
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