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The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :)
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Aug 2020 11:27 #354138

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sleepy wrote on 16 Aug 2020 03:56:
Hey! did you hear about the Yekey who came late for Mincha?he missed Ashrei, but he made it on time for Yoshvey  

I suppose he should try to be more careful next time to come on time.
As a yekki myself, I fail to see the joke in that.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Aug 2020 11:28 #354139

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jerusalemsexaddict wrote on 01 Oct 2009 21:37:
Great posts that Guard had....

In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.  They put his left leg in.  And then the trouble started.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Sep 2020 21:44 #355122

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stillgoing wrote on 24 Aug 2020 11:28:

jerusalemsexaddict wrote on 01 Oct 2009 21:37:
Great posts that Guard had....

In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.  They put his left leg in.  And then the trouble started.


after that funeral they coined the expression "he has one foot in the grave"
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                                                                                             whaaaaaaa
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Sep 2020 00:10 #355337

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NEW HAMPSHIRE:" VP Mike Pence's plane,Air Force Two , was forced to return to the airport in Manchester NH reportedly due to a bird strike."

what was the problem , the pilot was afraid to cross the picket line or something? #stillgoing were you part of this? 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Sep 2020 00:12 #355339

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what were they striking about? they only get chickenfeed?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Sep 2020 00:13 #355340

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or did the strike have anything to do with kaparos coming up?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Sep 2020 12:33 #355364

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The oilam should remember that the next time Rosh Hashanah falls out on Shabbos and Sunday, to not eat cholent on erev Shabbos- 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Sep 2020 04:02 #355418

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sleepy wrote on 23 Sep 2020 00:13:
or did the strike have anything to do with kaparos coming up?

yup, the anti kaparos group was at it again,they were trying to get the vice presidents attention ,the birds  were holding black chickens lives matter signs , they didnt want to write white chickens since they didnt want to be accused of "maase emori"...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Sep 2020 04:08 #355419

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the anti kaparos group bribed the birds to give them  essential worker documents ,the bribe  worked since the birds couldnt fly south this winter due to covid...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Sep 2020 04:32 #355422

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sleepy wrote on 23 Sep 2020 00:10:

what was the problem , the pilot was afraid to cross the picket line or something? 


on the other had who can blame the guy, i wouldnt want to fly  a plane under a thousand birds with a chip on their shoulders ...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Sep 2020 04:44 #355423

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sleepy wrote on 23 Sep 2020 00:13:
or did the strike have anything to do with kaparos coming up?

yup, the anti kaparos group was at it again,they were trying to get the vice presidents attention ,the birds  were holding black chickens lives matter signs , they didnt want to write white chickens since they didnt want to be accused of "maase emori"...

a few birds thought that they can move jewish sentiment by holding "zachrey'NU!' lichaim "signs
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Oct 2020 05:13 #356239

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they say that women and men are so different its like they are from  2 different  nations
so if i make fun of women ,does that make me a racist?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Oct 2020 05:17 #356242

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somebody has been smiting me 6  times (30 if you count the  amount of karmas that i previously had)what they unfortunately dont know is ,smiting me is exactly what urges me on...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Oct 2020 05:19 #356243

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at least they cant decrease my amount of clean days...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Oct 2020 05:34 #356246

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sleepy wrote on 15 Oct 2020 05:17:
somebody has been smiting me 6  times (30 if you count the  amount of karmas that i previously had)what they unfortunately dont know is ,smiting me is exactly what urges me on...

or maybe they DO know it... 
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