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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 20:08 #214798

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I think they are all inside that big smile somehow

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 21:21 #214814

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Maybe you just have to work out in order to bulk up.


oh right....

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 04 Aug 2013 07:49 #214880

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gibbor120 wrote:
Hey, may arms and legs may be tiny, but they are there . I guess you were blinded by my big smile. I don't have much of a torso though, maybe I need to visit that bar...


But please stay inside till there's no traffic.
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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 15:23 #215007

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Pidaini wrote:
The other day I found out the most bizarre thing!!

When I heard it I almost fell out of my nest, and after that he told me something that I'm not sure I could really accept, I mean.......

Oh, ok, I'll tell you,



Zemmy isn't a BELZER!!!


Could you beleive it?!?!



But that wasn't it, the next thing blew my whole nest away, and when I tried flying after it, I found that I was too shocked, and was rooted to the spot.





Zemmy isn't really a giraffe!!!!!!



I'm starting to have doubts now about what I really am maybe I'm really a monkey?!


I Knew all along you can't have a Belzer giraffe, as there is an halachic issue involved. Where exactly along the neck do you wear the gartel???

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 15:59 #215010

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What??!!! Only Litvaks wear a gartel around their neck!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:04 #215020

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oh yeah...?

so where will a litvishe giraffe wear the gartel then?

huh???
Last Edit: 05 Aug 2013 17:04 by moish u.k..

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:14 #215021

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
What??!!! Only Litvaks wear a gartel around their neck!


right and we said that he isn't a belzer, so that would make him a litvak, no?

Ayyyyyy, you'll say he could be some other chassidus, ken nit zein. because only a litvak who doesn't care about chassidish politik, can put a belzer CD cover on his avatar, but a different chassidus would never do that!


so where's the tie zemmy?
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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:26 #215023

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We could tell that you are not a Belzer, because otherwise your name would be "pedyeni"
Last Edit: 05 Aug 2013 17:28 by moish u.k..

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:29 #215025

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moish u.k. wrote:
We could tell that you are not a Belzer, because otherwise your name would be "pedyeni"


WHEW!!!

MY COVER WORKED!!!!!
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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:32 #215028

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Oh... and, because you wear a tie...!

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:35 #215030

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moish u.k wrote:
Oh... and, because you wear a tie...!


You should see how it looks around my waist!!!
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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:41 #215032

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Litvishe birds do not wear their tie around their waist

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 17:45 #215033

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moish u.k. wrote:
Litvishe birds do not wear their tie around their waist


I knew I might be a monkey!!
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Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 18:06 #215035

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You know what?

I couldn't give a flying Monkeys

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 05 Aug 2013 18:31 #215038

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how about a Skvere giraffe?
giraffe-in-wellies-1-herman-10.gif
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