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Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 16:40 #214738

Pidaini
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The other day I found out the most bizarre thing!!

When I heard it I almost fell out of my nest, and after that he told me something that I'm not sure I could really accept, I mean.......

Oh, ok, I'll tell you,

Zemmy isn't a BELZER!!!

Could you beleive it?!?!

But that wasn't it, the next thing blew my whole nest away, and when I tried flying after it, I found that I was too shocked, and was rooted to the spot.

Zemmy isn't really a giraffe!!!!!!

I'm starting to have doubts now about what I really am

maybe I'm really a monkey?!

Yankel | My Ladder | Talking to Hashem
I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus.

Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel
"Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 16:42 by Pidaini.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:01 #214744

MendelZ OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 14	Thanks, Dovaleh. Thanks a lot! This is all your fault. Now nobody knows who they are anymore. Just great.
	אלא יש לו לייחד כל מעשיו לשמו הגדול לבד, ולא ישתף עמו דבר אחר That's the goal. The key to everything. Working on it, bs"d.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:14 #214746

nitzotzeloki OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 311 Karma: 11	Pidaini wrote: maybe I'm really a monkey?! i have it on good authority that being a monkey isnt so terrible.....
	i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response. finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:19 #214747

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	As if you know what you really are, mr. turtle!
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:35 #214752

nitzotzeloki OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 311 Karma: 11	Pidaini wrote: As if you know what you really are, mr. turtle! yes. but not just a turtle. a turtle MONKEY.
	i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response. finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:49 #214755

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	just for you, zemmy
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 17:50 by Pidaini.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:51 #214757

gibbor120 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder NEVER EVER GIVE UP! Posts: 5251 Karma: 166	LOVE THE PIC! Nice mohawk too!
	My Home \| My Links \| Dov Quotes \| Dr. Sorotzkin \| Handbook \| Additional Tools \| AA Audio \| Shalom Bayis \| Skep's Tips Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 17:52 by gibbor120.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:54 #214759

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	And he's still sticking his tongue out!!!
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:58 #214762

MendelZ OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 14	Is there an emoticon of a head smashing itself against a wall and screaming, "Where in the world am I?"
	אלא יש לו לייחד כל מעשיו לשמו הגדול לבד, ולא ישתף עמו דבר אחר That's the goal. The key to everything. Working on it, bs"d. Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 17:59 by MendelZ.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 17:58 #214764

MendelZ OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 14
	אלא יש לו לייחד כל מעשיו לשמו הגדול לבד, ולא ישתף עמו דבר אחר That's the goal. The key to everything. Working on it, bs"d. Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 18:02 by MendelZ.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 18:00 #214765

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	You Know you're on GYE for a while when you want to smash your head against the wall screaming "where the ~~BWR~~ am I?"
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 18:01 by Pidaini.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 19:25 #214788

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	anarchy reigns in the house. seriuosly? siriusly?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 19:27 #214790

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	I've heard a rumor, can anyone verify? Gibor120, does have more than just a head.
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 19:36 #214792

gibbor120 OFFLINE Platinum Boarder NEVER EVER GIVE UP! Posts: 5251 Karma: 166	Hey, may arms and legs may be tiny, but they are there . I guess you were blinded by my big smile. I don't have much of a torso though, maybe I need to visit that bar...
	My Home \| My Links \| Dov Quotes \| Dr. Sorotzkin \| Handbook \| Additional Tools \| AA Audio \| Shalom Bayis \| Skep's Tips Last Edit: 02 Aug 2013 19:38 by gibbor120.

Re: Are you Seriuos?!?! 02 Aug 2013 19:39 #214795

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	gibbor120 wrote: Hey, may arms and legs may be tiny, but they are there... But where do you keep your internal organs? In a shopping bag? MT