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Re: GYE Haiku 21 Nov 2014 20:48 #243873

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frost on the window
scotch in my glass, refill twice
friday nights - awesome
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
Last Edit: 21 Nov 2014 20:49 by ZemirosShabbos.

Re: GYE Haiku 21 Nov 2014 21:00 #243875

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(customer)How much are zi drinks?
(bartender) First - two ruble; refills free
(customer) Give two refills pleaze
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Re: GYE Haiku 30 Apr 2015 04:26 #253526

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Discoveries have
been made through the past nine months.
Thank you, GYE.
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www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/236327-Bigmoish-tries-to-be-good
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/236329-Bigmoishs-path-to-tahara

"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Pogo
"Expectation is the mother of frustration" - gibbor120
"Today, damn it! Today!" - cordnoy
"Desiring is not a sin at all, but just a sign that you are not dead yet" - Dov
"We are our own worst observer" - eslaasos's therapist
WDHW!!!

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 13:03 #258280

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Why have the writers
Of beautiful poetry
Disappeared from here?
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www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/236327-Bigmoish-tries-to-be-good
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/236329-Bigmoishs-path-to-tahara

"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Pogo
"Expectation is the mother of frustration" - gibbor120
"Today, damn it! Today!" - cordnoy
"Desiring is not a sin at all, but just a sign that you are not dead yet" - Dov
"We are our own worst observer" - eslaasos's therapist
WDHW!!!
Last Edit: 01 Jul 2015 15:13 by bigmoish.

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 13:13 #258282

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Obviously they haven't
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 14:25 #258290

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My favorite is still
Dov (a different one)
Turkey on my plate
you are dead
That's good.

- thank you

(I am laughing so hard I am crying!...OK, now I can really go to bed.)


and the follow up
Machshovo Tova
dov (a different one)
...I am laughing so hard I am crying!...


What did you drink? Woodford?

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BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
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STORY TIME :)

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Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 15:09 #258296

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Bigmoish wrote:
Why have writers
Of beautiful poetry
Disappeared from here?


are we gonna abide by the rules or not?
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
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Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 15:13 #258299

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Fixed
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www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/236327-Bigmoish-tries-to-be-good
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/236329-Bigmoishs-path-to-tahara

"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Pogo
"Expectation is the mother of frustration" - gibbor120
"Today, damn it! Today!" - cordnoy
"Desiring is not a sin at all, but just a sign that you are not dead yet" - Dov
"We are our own worst observer" - eslaasos's therapist
WDHW!!!

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 16:12 #258304

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mr. emunah
what are Haiku

rules for if not to

be broken?
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

613stillgoing@gmail.com

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 17:32 #258324

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Here I am sitting
Basking in G-d's Protection
Never lose your faith
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 01 Jul 2015 22:20 #258391

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9494 wrote:
Laptop on the lap,
Snu-g-gled warm in be-d,
Cold beer in hand(not)


Laptop on lap (not)
Snuggled warm in bed (after krish)
cold beer in head (yes!)
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads: Mikvah Night - Page 1Page 2Page 3Last Page

https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/1-Break-Free/210029-Tryin
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My job: Punchin' bag of GYE - "NeshamaInCharge"
Quote from the chevra: "Is Cordnoy truly a Treasure Island pirate from the Southern Seas?"

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Re: GYE Haiku 02 Jul 2015 00:05 #258403

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I warned you!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE Haiku 06 Jul 2015 21:47 #258829

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Sometimes I feel blah
Sometimes I feel much better
G-d's always with me
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: GYE Haiku 08 Jul 2015 20:12 #259039

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bicycle riding
exhilarating first time
skinned knees can be patched
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE Haiku 08 Jul 2015 20:31 #259047

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LGYT - fine
African 'Mericans too.
But BT's? No way.
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My threads:
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/236327-Bigmoish-tries-to-be-good
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/236329-Bigmoishs-path-to-tahara

"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Pogo
"Expectation is the mother of frustration" - gibbor120
"Today, damn it! Today!" - cordnoy
"Desiring is not a sin at all, but just a sign that you are not dead yet" - Dov
"We are our own worst observer" - eslaasos's therapist
WDHW!!!
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