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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 18:00 #216121

B"H it was not (can we change the subject please).

MT

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 18:23 #216123

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cappuccino muffins all around, on the house!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 18:42 #216127

Shkoyach! It's me'eyn olam haba.

Once there was an old man who enjoyed to eat junk food. But his wife made him eat only healthy food, like muffins. So he gagged on his daily muffins, and they both lived a long healthy life. When they died, they were rewarded with a Gan Eden full of all kinds of junk food. His eyes lit up, and he tells his wife, "You and your fakakte muffins! I could have been here long ago!"

MT
Last Edit: 14 Aug 2013 18:43 by Machshovo Tova.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 19:29 #216134

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Koh Katzez

Like the riteous priests

I saw horses yesteday

I was on a trolly

I spoke to someone in Israel

I dont like beer either but whiskey is fine

I didnt watch aany TV yet this week

Its 2.5 days to shubbes

I saw somebuddy from GYE

I havent spoken to Tizzy since letzte voch

I havent spoken to Zemmy since moon tug

I went to bed at like 1:30 am

I have to say a lot of tehillim

I like money

It's amost roshshashana

I like water

I like boats

I like excitement

I like my kids

I like sleeping when it's cold outside and I'm cozy inside

I like how my thread took off when i wazzunt hrere for a day

I feel sad that if I leave my job in 2 weeks I probably wont have access to gye anymore

Hashem loves me
How doeth i loveth him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 19:47 #216138

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mr. emunah wrote:


I dont like beer either but whiskey is fine


And judging by your ramble, the whisky certainly seems to be working...

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 19:48 #216139

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speaking to someone while they read the latest posts on GYE makes a for a semi-halucigenic experience in disjointed monologue
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 19:52 #216140

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mr. emunah wrote:

I dont like beer either but whiskey is fine


Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 14 Aug 2013 21:09 #216166

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thanks for the mention mr. e.
MT you told that muffin story somewhere before and [gasp] i DID have a blueberry muffin today
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
Last Edit: 14 Aug 2013 21:10 by TehillimZugger.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 16 Aug 2013 00:29 #216337

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kee katzach

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 16 Aug 2013 00:38 #216338

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mr.e, TZ said you should call him
otherwise he will...
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 16 Aug 2013 18:21 #216391

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kez katzat
almost cheese

have Tizzy call me

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 16 Aug 2013 18:45 #216400

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by me it means "a little cheese"
meaning no DOUBLE CHEESE pizza
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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 16 Aug 2013 18:51 #216401

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fleishig bagel pizza

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 16 Aug 2013 19:19 #216405

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tofu cheese and pepperoni
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 18 Aug 2013 13:55 #216471

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By me it means "Zuck Katzatz"- cut socks- no veise zucken!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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