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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Aug 2013 21:17 #215338

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98 TO DA P 190 TO DA M

Tzach Katz

A pure cat
(not a smelly one)
this is a referance to the month of Av (a lion) that the way to Elul begins with a pure av.
BTW for anybody who cares, My 1000th post was about the kabalistic qualities of whiskey.


More karma please!

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Aug 2013 22:14 #215358

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I am now on a 3 day absistance campaighn to stay away from garbage.
(yes the show i was following just had the doubl;e episode finale and now i can try to stay away.)
(mother Lynch wasnt holy, neither were the Pyrates, Isaac is not one of the 12 tribes, rosicrucians are creepy, JC is creepy)
As long as I live, by Aaron Margalit is a good book.
TV isnt so good for me
Every body on TV have these awesome marriages sometimes
the bad guys are soooo bad
I wan to read the DaVinci code
I want to experience the divine
I want to soar on the wings of eagles
I like Gordon Korman.
I dont like Mr Gailbraith
I like the Magic Treehouse
I like Dr. Seuss

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Aug 2013 22:17 #215361

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Do you like green eggs and ham?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Aug 2013 22:23 #215364

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mr. emunah wrote:

I want to experience the divine
I want to soar on the wings of eagles

for the former: R' Shlomo Freifeld was fond of relating about a certain non-Jewish reporter -Dorothy Thompson - who wrote for a newspaper and was sent to Europe to cover the Zionist Congress and the Agudah Convention (Knessiah Gedola). She went to the Zionist Congress and she also went to the Knessia, but she had to dress up as a man to gain entry.
She reported that at the Zionist Congress she saw the Jewish intellect. At the Agudah Knessia she saw the Jewish G-d.
for the latter (or ladder): talk to Pidaini
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Aug 2013 22:24 #215366

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i sam i am
I will not eat it on a bus
i will shoot it up with a blunderbluss
i will not eat it with a horse
i will not eat it on golf course
to be continued

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Aug 2013 23:39 #215372

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mr. emunah wrote:
I want to soar on the wings of eagles


I think we are fully booked right now, we will keep you informed of any cancelations.
Yankel | My Ladder | Talking to Hashem
I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus.
Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel
"Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 08 Aug 2013 00:25 #215378

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I have a satmar mikva rewards card, I demand better sevice!

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 08 Aug 2013 00:30 #215379

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Pidaini wrote:
mr. emunah wrote:
I want to soar on the wings of eagles


I think we are fully booked right now, we will keep you informed of any cancelations.

So that was you I saw!
eagle-s.jpg
"ויעזור ויגן ויושיע לכל החוסים בו ונאמר אמן" -- ArtScroll Gabbai's Handbook

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 08 Aug 2013 04:31 #215406

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mr. emunah wrote:

I like Gordon Korman.


Did you ever read Don't Care High?

It seems that many of the Gordon Korman fans missed that one
Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie

The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards

Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 08 Aug 2013 18:37 #215435

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i didnt

i liked i want to go home
bruno and boots
no coins please
losing joes place
who is bugs potter
bugs potter lve at nickaninny
etc...

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 08 Aug 2013 18:43 #215436

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99 to da p (wayne gretzky) 191 to da m
tzeit katz Eh?
Time of the canadian Cats

this is a sod which you must be over 40 and be a mayvin davar mitoch davar to understand


I got a hug from Hashem today
(i might have a new job)

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 08 Aug 2013 21:19 #215467

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חתול קנדי שתה וויסקי של ארבעים אחוז והלך אצל מר אמונה והציע לו עבודה של לימוד קבלה מעשית לקבוצת ג'רפים
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 09 Aug 2013 11:42 #215583

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JOB?



Ich bin zoi excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 12 Aug 2013 20:33 #215859

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keg ktayzad
where's the beer?

hi guys.
I met momebody interesting on shabbos


sometimes i have bad taivot
(like i had this wierd dream hat I was being motzi ZL and of course when i woke up it was true
fuch..................
th job didnt work out devail.....


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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 13 Aug 2013 00:53 #215913

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