chazak chazak wrote on 17 Aug 2011 18:54:


no i am not

i am just honest

i see in addition to neing a tzadik you are so humble too.

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 03 Aug 2011 16:10:

Who had the Chuptza to talk against the Reba Shlit"a. Shigets Orois.

i am back on gefilte computer

lummir huffin

oisi ish

oisoi mukaoim

would you like some?

is it chreyn rhymes with drain

od chraiin rhymes RHINE or the midwestern fine

yuh udder nayn?

With Pesach soon upon them, the Jewish community in Madrid found themselves in a desperate situation. There was an acute shortage of horseradish (now, many of you may know that horseradish is the key, if not the only ingredient of that fiery condiment for gefilte fish, and which is also known as CHRAIN).

A hue and cry arose and the entire community was mobilized in an effort to prevent this shonda.
All the European Union Countries gave them the same reply, "Sorry, we have none to send."

In desperation, the Rabbi phoned one of his Yeshiva friends in Tel Aviv and begged him to send a crate of horseradish by air freight to Madrid.
Two days before Pesach, a crate of grade Aleph, tear-jerking, Israeli horseradish was loaded at Ben Gurion Airport onto the EL Al 789 flight to Madrid, and all seemed to be well.

Unfortunately, when the Rabbi sent to the Madrid Airport to claim the horseradish he was informed that a wildcat strike had just broken out and no shipments would be unloaded for at least four days.

As a result: The chrain in Spain stayed mainly on the plane.

zemmy please check on the baby possums im afraid they can reach the loquats

i will get Billy on the case as soon as he's done kickboxing lessons

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

On the elijah pepper, dr. Pepper relationship and their origns as feffercorn: I am actually a big history buff and this is entirely accurate. The feffercorns came over with columbus on the mayflower bringing with them many family the trade and recipes. Elijah put the alter heim potato vodka recipe to work in the new country but quickly found that there was little market for potato vodka in america. (Something to do with the american indians feeling it not going well with possum pie). Elijah soon switched to making whiskey and well... The rest is history.

Dr pepper's real name was spencer and he tried working with the families borscht recipe. Borscht flopped fast with the colonists and the american indians. And spencer was soon broke. Elijah, quite inebriated from some of his own product, refused to take any responsibility to help spencer. So spencer was penniless but very bright he decided hed try for med school. He won a full fellowship scholarship to albert feinstien's school of medicine and voodoo which doctory.and graduated with flying colors despite partying it up and barely studying. Unfortunately while very book smart spencer had a poor sense of social trends (hence his original choice to try to sell borscht to the indians). So his medical practice failed and he opened a fast food restaurant instead. Having some unexplained stroke of divine inspiration or really good mazel, he chanced on the discovery of a way to carbonate beverages. using his new found wosdom he added every other chemical he had learned about in witch doctor school as well as sweetners and founded the original dr. Pepper soft drink recipe. Through the generations they removed things like possum wart flakes, and fish pickle juice and added stuff like sugar instrad. That really drove sales up. And that brings us totally up to date. Ta dah!!!

Ps: they both dropped the corn from their name somewhere around the time when spencer entered med school. The head witchdoctor had trouble with long names and was very supertitious about those that eneded with corn. Elijah dropped it b/c his drinking simply prevented him from pronouncing words with more than 2 sylables. 

You forgot to mention their cousin who stayed behind in england. He was in  the army for a while then he went into the music biz... .

Of course. He was orignally in the army. And formed the beatles inspiration for sgt peppers lonely hearts club band. That niggun was stolen from the barishnikover rebbe's tisch.

Back on Track wrote on 17 Aug 2011 22:46:


ben der duyah

is this guy your brother??