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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:31 #238665

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The mechitzah was too da@# high for me and t'was too da#$ thick for me.
I took my gartel and threw it under the mechitzah, so I'm not sure whose kallah I was dancin' with, and I sure as heck didn't have the "sheim Hava-y-ah" in mind.

Perhaps when TZ's zaide was givin' the brachah by the badeken, and even then, it was hard to see over all those spadiks and shtreimels. Who gave them permission to go on the other side anyway?
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:33 #238667

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cordnoy wrote:
The mechitzah was too da@# high for me and t'was too da#$ thick for me.
I took my gartel and threw it under the mechitzah,


That was no mechitza you nitwit!
It was Lizzie's Official Rebbe Gartel!
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:34 #238668

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yeah, and birdseed for main course? positively strange!
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:37 #238671

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TehillimZugger wrote:
It was Lizzie's Official Rebbe Gartel!

I do admit, it IS quite thick... but not as thick as the gartel that you wore to ur chuppah...
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:48 #238677

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Lizhensk wrote:
TehillimZugger wrote:
It was Lizzie's Official Rebbe Gartel!

I do admit, it IS quite thick... but not as thick as the gartel that you wore to ur chuppah...


That wasn't a gartel; that was his shvigger's sshirayim from her mink coat and matchin' scarf....and by the way, after five times around you, it looked like she was ready to pass out....you could've made it easier for you by joinin' OA a few weeks sooner than you did.....t'was one blimp walkin' around another.
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:50 #238678

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cordnoy wrote:
Lizhensk wrote:
TehillimZugger wrote:
It was Lizzie's Official Rebbe Gartel!

I do admit, it IS quite thick... but not as thick as the gartel that you wore to ur chuppah...


That wasn't a gartel; that was his shvigger's sshirayim from her mink coat and matchin' scarf....and by the way, after five times around you, it looked like she was ready to pass out....you could've made it easier for you by joinin' OA a few weeks sooner than you did.....t'was one blimp walkin' around another.


HEY

NO MAKIN' FUN OF MY SHVI''ER
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:52 #238680

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Uh oh, ur afraid of her already!?!?!? thats not good...
Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:54 #238681

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?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 21:57 #238684

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There is no such thing as loving your shvigger. If u do, either u have issues or she's biding her time until she strikes
Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill
Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me)
(1+2)x4=3
There is NOTHING wrong with feeling pain -My Sponsor
I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 22:05 #238686

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gemara says a daughter in law hates her shvigger.
a son in law on the other hand...
gemara says, guard your wife from your son in law [because she's infatuated with him]
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?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 22:11 #238687

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I used to love my mother-in-law

Then I started lovin' my wife....that changed things.
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 22:24 #238691

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TehillimZugger wrote:
Ask kilo or MT for maareh mekoimos, my computer is down...

Kilo? i thought u use pounds in america
Life is Like a Bicycle: If its easy, you're going downhill
Hashem, If I can't have what I want, then please teach me to want what I have -Unknown (and if u know who it was please inform me)
(1+2)x4=3
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I will not act out today, I will tomorrow. Maybe when I get to tomorrow, it will again be 'today'

Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 22:26 #238692

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No they use pounds in England. We use dollars here.
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Re: The Road to Lizhensk 03 Sep 2014 23:23 #238700

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ayayayayayay
altsz iz gelt..
i love you all

Re: The Road to Lizhensk 05 Sep 2014 03:49 #238860

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lavi wrote:
ayayayayayay
altsz iz gelt..


that is also one pshat in the gemara about the shvigger eidim problem the other is
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