To live with God
To walk in his ways
To love his creation
Heaven and earth
Is heaven on earth

you sound like tonight's baal hilula

Lol I figured you'd mention him

Back to ADD
Reading pg. 2 of twenty
One. One page at a time
Studies sublime
The law of Hashem
Infiltrates my sen
And I drown in the river of knowledge
Wish it wasn't so deep
I am drenched
Yet I'm falling asleep
While my mind is racing
I'm always chasing
Another nineteen pages to go
Life is moving so slow
Yet so fast
The work is cast
And I'm slacking
Losing my backing

Gotta go finish my studies

TehillimZugger wrote:

THAT IS REALLY TRUE.
WOKE UP TYHIS MORNING DIDN'T HAVE PATIENCE FOR DAVENING
PUTR ON MY BEKISHGE
VEISE ZUKKEN
[actually the zukken first]
davened wiTHOUT PATIENCE
SAID LORTSA TEHILLIM WITHOUT PATIENCE
then i noticed my neighbor the baal teshuva
I DIDN'T HAVE PATIENCE TO DO MY GEMARA-HALACHA
SO I WENT OVER AND SMILED TO HIM
HE STARTED GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW I NEVER TASTED GOOD COFFEE
i told him I'll come oVER TO VISIT
WENT BACK AND DID MY HALACHA
DID MY GEMARA

WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE
HAD HIS COFFEE
IT WAS GOOD
BUT BEING NICE TO HIM
TALKING WITH HIM
GIVING
WAS BETTER

NOW I'M FEELING GOOD

the coffee you made me the other day was good too (vanilla tasters choice)

ZemirosShabbos wrote:

You thought the petel was coffee?!

TehillimZugger wrote:


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

this affirms the scientific data on file that turtles have a general aversion to petel flavored coffee

...or was it coffee-flavored Petel?

I think I saw a birdie, but I was like why are you here???????? It's a very important day for you! Go, go to the play you belong! The place you should be now!!!!! Can't you hear the sweet sounds of the musician? He's calling you to come home!

There was a young guy in Israel who met a Sephardi guy on a bus returnin' from Meron, whose friend went to the guru in India and didn't get chased away, for he was eatin' spiritual artichoke casserole. They spoke about Hell and family and Potter when the story actually started again by Neilah of Yom Kippur, then he learned to write 500 interpretations of his sefer - even in Latin, and all of a sudden Esti was eatin' chocolate on Y"K; King David flew on his mighty/humble bird/dove together with Alice and Winnie from Azkaban, and it was there they met King Tankel and Rebbitzen Feidenbergel (and not to get distracted...who can forget Getzel in the woods when he almost got run over by Z's 15 passenger van); and t'was about then when sharks, woodford, Bruckenstirn in the English update (oh....and what he said regardin' numbness...heaven! by numbin' the negative feelin's and emotions, we lose out on the positive ones, like joy, happiness and love) got involved, and then we take a break for muffins and danishes (and we always go back to page 1 - yuch...banana!), sorry I must be sufferin' from a case of futinis...must've been the katzefet last night, or was it the fleishig bagel with tomato sauce and mushrooms? I don't know, but where was I? Right at Fishel's fish store! Khaleed just came and hijacked; terrorized this entire thread! Geez!

Oh well; drink on; le'chayim; party hearty; all da best.

From da best damn chevra in the Universe!

b'hatzlachah

dms1234 wrote:


As the Tehillim Zugger says:

גם צפור מצאה בית

HATZLACHA!

MT

EARTH TO TZ! EARTH TO TZ! I know you are flying high in the clouds with a bird but its time you fly home!! Back to Earth! Back to Earth!

ya' never know

sometimes the right kinda bird is just what the doctor ordered

all the best