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Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 31 Jul 2013 21:17 #214337

brazzilion: a unit of numbers
"if ive told you once ive told you a brazzilion times!"
source: gearge w. was told that 6 brazzilion soldiers had been killed in afghanistan. he started crying and asked "how much is a brazzilion?"

BWR: expletive (bad word removed)
"the YH is one big piece of BWR"
"what the BWR is going on here?"
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 31 Jul 2013 23:10 #214359

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Or...

There are 1.2 brazzilion Brazilians living in Argentina!
"ויעזור ויגן ויושיע לכל החוסים בו ונאמר אמן" -- ArtScroll Gabbai's Handbook

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 09 Aug 2013 11:12 #215580

GCAT: go clean a toilet
Q!GCAT!: quick! go clean a toilet!
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 29 Aug 2013 13:57 #217722

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Is that turtle-monkey shprach?
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 30 Sep 2013 06:26 #219947

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Fishel definitions B'Sheim TZ:

TMT - "too much triggerism"

vreevoulouveeeeeeeeeertyuie - it's the sound you make when you're really frustrated from TMT
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 18 Oct 2013 00:34 #221392

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What's going to happen when Brooklyn Bakery moves to London?

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!



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Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 18 Oct 2013 01:08 #221396

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uh, i think all the muffins i ever bought either needed speech therapy or just plain didn't like me cause they never made a sound
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 18 Oct 2013 21:02 #221428

You need to leave em out of the package for a couple of days then you'll hear the 'crunch'.

MT

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 21 Oct 2013 01:04 #221489

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:
uh, i think all the muffins i ever bought either needed speech therapy or just plain didn't like me cause they never made a sound

They don't like you: see Toldos YY to Bereishis as to why the nachash no longer speaks with homosapiens.
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 21 Oct 2013 18:12 #221504

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if i type 'homosapiens' and 'toldos yakov yosef' into hebrewbooks.org search will it come up?
i bet you a talking muffin it won't
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 21 Oct 2013 20:43 #221520

'smachsdu
which is yiddish for:
wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
which is american for:
hello fine sir. and how is your day going?
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 27 Oct 2013 21:05 #222018

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Prosiffyent
[Also spelled procifient]
Proficient in speech as well as writing, Example:
It behooves you to be prosiffyent, so that your writing may appear innocuous.

For further explanation and elaboration: Ask Nitzotz.
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 28 Oct 2013 00:16 #222040

tehillimzugger wrote:

For further explanation and elaboration: Ask Nitzotz.


i plead insanity
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 28 Oct 2013 00:27 #222042

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nitzotzeloki wrote:
tehillimzugger wrote:

For further explanation and elaboration: Ask Nitzotz.


i plead insanity


...or Chivas overdose
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: GYE GLOSSARY OF TERMS 28 Oct 2013 07:19 #222092

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And what does nitzotz know from insanity?
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."
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