tzitzis dude wrote on 08 Aug 2020 22:00:

Speaking of which (not really, but who’s paying attention anyway?), I’m so bad at remembering יעלה ויבא that I even forget it by מוסף! 

Davening for the amud in a nusach ashkenaz shul when you daven nusach sfard.

Really embarrassing...

In the middle of קדושה on שבת (either שחרית or מוסף- I’ve done both), saying ברוך כבוד ה׳ ממקומו, and then, after around a minute and a half, find myself saying ״אור חדש על ציון צאיר...״ as the chazzan starts singing ״ממקומך...״ and REALLY hoping the guy next to me wasn’t paying attention...

Just had this last week... kaddish being said very quiet and i belched out amen very loud except it seems he wasn't up to amen yet

In the middle of Shemone Asrai, and instead of bowing for modim, you accidentally take 3 steps back and when you finish you take the tiniest 3 more steps back in the hope no one will notice you stepping back twice...

In the middle of Chazaras Hashatz (or any other time that talking isn’t allowed) I can try mouthing something to somebody, and they don’t get what I’m trying to communicate, so they’ll move their ear right next to my mouth... 
well, this was the case until COVID-19 came along and messed up this form of communication, but anyways...

LOVING this thread. LOLOLOL:) thanks grant!

sitting down after "boruch kevod hashem memkomo" by kedusha. theres no recovering from that one and ive done more times than i care to remember.

spacing in at some point during shachris only to realize im starting shema but they havnt yet reached borchu... (but thats obviously because i have to make zman krias shema!)

Doing anything possible to have an excuse to take my gosh-forsaken mask off whenever I can- like constantly sipping my water bottle...
I even ate the food on a plane (and it definitely was NOT a first class meal) 

How about putting away your lulav and esrog after hallel before hoshanos (in E"Y or nusach sefard in chu"l) espasiallyif you are the type with the whole irrigation system for your lulav.

Looking for my glasses while it's actually sitting on my nose
Putting the open apple juice into the broom closet instead of the fridge
Standing by the open fridge and not being able to remember what I came for
Mistaking my mother-in-law or sister-in-law for my wife and therefore giving them a huge smile when crossing paths in the hallway only to suddenly drop it upon realizing it's not my wife, Ooops! I actually was not that happy to see you.. 

Here's a couple from another family member of mine:

#1: Absentmindedly snatching some popcorn and spitting it out after attempting to chew it and still not realizing that the white stuff was not popcorn rather it was PARTY SNAPPERS!

#2: Always eating the slice of challah of the guy sitting next to them and drinking from their cup, until they learn to keep the food and drink on the other side of their plate 
#3: No fail seltzer shower whenever that coveted drink is desired - and it is desired very often. 

Swift Eagle wrote on 06 Oct 2020 17:13:

My sisters friend had an elderly man run over to her on the street from behind, who then wrapped his arms around her and planted a huge kiss on her cheek. Then his look turned to horror as he realized this wasn't his granddaughter...

I’ve seen this one with myself and everyone around me...
Getting the orange juice passed to me, and just having to shake it- even though I still see the froth from the previous shaking from all of 5 seconds ago

tzitzis dude wrote on 07 Oct 2020 03:54:

Just like when we smell a bottle of milk even if we are the 5th person taking from it and everyones noses before us already gave their stamp of approval! 

Swift Eagle wrote on 06 Oct 2020 17:13:

Thank God all you gave them was a huge...smile!