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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Jan 2021 15:09 #360886

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peloni almoni wrote on 30 Oct 2015 01:01:

DEAR FRIENDS

I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TO THOSE WHO HAVE CONGRATULATED ME EITHER BY EMAIL OR PM ON THE OCCASION OF MY AVATAR MAKING IT TO THE CHIZUK EMAILS THIS PAST WEEK. THOSE WHO DID NOT OFFER ANY CONGRATULATORY WORDS - ITS OK, I AM WORKING ON MY EGO. (ITS FUNNY NO ONE SAID A WORD WHEN ANY OF MY DIVREI TORAH WERE SENT OUT.)

ANYWAY, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A PICTURE THAT I THINK HAS A LOT OF DEPTH:

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Jul 2021 14:29 #370432

tzitzis dude OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 259 Karma: 18	I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both “lefts”, which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Jul 2021 22:14 #370442

want2bgreat Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 1 Karma: 0	2 Africans walking in the street see a group of Chassidim walking... one asks the other "who are those guys?" The other guy says "Hassidem". The first guy answers back.. I see dem too but who are they!
	Last Edit: 02 Jul 2021 22:14 by want2bgreat.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Jul 2021 18:46 #370657

tzitzis dude OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 259 Karma: 18	Sign by the produce section: Notice! Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Jul 2021 18:47 #370658

tzitzis dude OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 259 Karma: 18	You know, if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat... Warning: Spoiler! because it’s cap-sized!!!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Jul 2021 20:47 #370859

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Why is the "S" in Illinois silent?

Warning: Spoiler!

My road to 90 days, all with God's help.

What brought me here.

90 days with Areivim

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Jul 2021 21:17 #370863

benny57 Current streak: 4 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 18 Karma: 5	I just learned a very important piece of information that if you click on the "warning spoiler" there's more words I would see writing only the first half of the joke and get frustrated why on earth are they not finishing the joke I thought maybe they were well known jokes so they just put the first half but I thought it was strange we learn new things everyday.
	"if you keep doing what your doing your gonna keep getting what your getting" Henry Ford "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result" Albert Einstien

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Jul 2021 21:18 #370864

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benny57 wrote on 14 Jul 2021 21:17:

I just learned a very important piece of information that if you click on the "warning spoiler" there's more words I would see writing only the first half of the joke and get frustrated why on earth are they not finishing the joke I thought maybe they were well known jokes so they just put the first half but I thought it was strange we learn new things everyday.

reminds me of a joke a guy walks into a bar and sees a group of guys bullshoving he goes over, and one guys screams out 212 they all burst out laughing the next guy says 342 they are rolling he asks what's going on the guys say we sit here all day saying jokes we know them all, so we just say the number and we remember witch joke. he says wow can I try, they say sure, he says 168 no one is laughing, he asks why is no-one laughing a guy from the back leans in and says buddy, you need to know how to tell a joke!

"if you keep doing what your doing your gonna keep getting what your getting"
Henry Ford
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result"
Albert Einstien

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2021 00:40 #370872

OivedElokim OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 678 Karma: 92	What is bullshoving?
	For the background to my name- see Tanya פרק טו. My old thread My current thread

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2021 00:56 #370874

benny57 Current streak: 4 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 18 Karma: 5	I can see your not a bochur, it means to just sit around with the chevra and schmooze usually involving devarim betailim probaly gonna lead to loshon hora bochurim enjoy doing this in the time they have between waking up and going to bed.
	"if you keep doing what your doing your gonna keep getting what your getting" Henry Ford "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result" Albert Einstien

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2021 03:57 #370883

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OivedElokim wrote on 15 Jul 2021 00:40:

What is bullshoving?

It’s what bulldozers do when they’re awake.

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Jul 2021 04:49 #370938

tzitzis dude OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 259 Karma: 18	Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 15 Jul 2021 03:57: OivedElokim wrote on 15 Jul 2021 00:40: What is bullshoving? It’s what bulldozers do when they’re awake. I had a good, 5-second chuckle

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Sep 2022 03:52 #385380

tzitzis dude OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 259 Karma: 18	My shvigger acts like a father, and my shver acts like a mother... In other words, they're transparent.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 11 Sep 2022 00:49 #385623

tzitzis dude OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 259 Karma: 18	Where does the king go to hunt? Warning: Spoiler! To the reignforest!!!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 11 Sep 2022 20:08 #385643

Ybird Current streak: 680 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 219 Karma: 13	I overheard someone say to his friend he only drinks a few times a year On Purim On his father's Yurtzat On chol hamoed And during the week
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