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Greetings 07 Jan 2014 22:58 #226244

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Being on chat for quite some time, I've been running short of interesting ways to start a chat with someone and especially with someone I chat with everyday!!!

"Hi"....I mean, that's just boring!! I could type it in my sleep already!! "hello" is a bit more challenging in the middle of the sleep, as I could never keep count of how many times I've already typed the "l", but it's just as boring.

So I ask my fellow GYErs to please help me with some new interesting ways to start a chat.

Thnaks!!
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Re: Greetings 07 Jan 2014 23:39 #226246

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"don't look now but Godzilla just stopped behind you and is getting ready to whack you with his 2-liter bottle of Orangeaid" works best
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Re: Greetings 08 Jan 2014 00:15 #226248

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Well, you're not going to believe what happened!!

I got a few ideas already....ONLY IN CHAT!!!

ZemirosShabbos wrote:
"don't look now but Godzilla just stopped behind you and is getting ready to whack you with his 2-liter bottle of Orangeaid" works best


Well, first of all, it won't end up being a long chat if the other guy gets whacked like that...

Second, why does he have orangeaid? where's the WOODFORD?!
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Re: Greetings 08 Jan 2014 00:22 #226249

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If you find out where you can find a 2-liter (litre?) bottle of WOODFORD, let me know....
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Re: Greetings 08 Jan 2014 00:39 #226250

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I don't think they ever made one that size, but here's a 1.75 liter bottle, made into a lamp!


woodfordlamp.jpg
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Re: Greetings 08 Jan 2014 00:42 #226251

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...and if that's not enough to keep you warm today, this one is 4.5 liters!
woodfordgallon.jpg
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Re: Greetings 08 Jan 2014 00:44 #226252

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And if you need still more, there's this:
woodford_tanker.jpg
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Re: Greetings 09 Jan 2014 04:50 #226328

I don't mean to be rude, but woodford is a bourbon, have you tried a real scotch, a pure malt?
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Re: Greetings 09 Jan 2014 05:12 #226329

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I don't mean to be rude, but single malt is just scotch. Have you ever tried a real bourbon?
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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: Greetings 10 Jan 2014 02:57 #226374

Does Jack Daniels count?
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