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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 27 Aug 2013 08:47 #217364

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I don't particularly like these lines but I feel compelled to say them anyway.

lettuce-let us have a hatzlachadig and clean year
raisins- for a raise in salary

(english, far inz harrys)

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 27 Aug 2013 17:36 #217401

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inastruggle wrote:
I don't particularly like these lines but I feel compelled to say them anyway.

lettuce-let us have a hatzlachadig and clean year
raisins- for a raise in salary

(english, far inz harrys)


By us it's Lettuce - Half-a-raisin - Celery
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 27 Aug 2013 17:56 #217405

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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 28 Aug 2013 14:31 #217558

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But please! Don't have any corn, this Rosh Hashono.

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 29 Aug 2013 04:32 #217708

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beets- beats me why someone would eat them on rosh hashana

sorry, i'm powerless against dumb jokes
Last Edit: 29 Aug 2013 04:32 by inastruggle.

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 29 Aug 2013 18:17 #217758

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Did Edward Snowden eat too many leeks last Rosh Hashana?
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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 29 Aug 2013 19:49 #217771

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I must've. You should see my plumbing bill

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 30 Aug 2013 01:09 #217851

gibbor120 wrote:
I must've. You should see my plumbing bill


love the smileys!
i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 30 Aug 2013 01:10 #217852

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Maybe you should BE a plumber!

(Maybe you are! )
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 30 Aug 2013 01:52 #217872

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tomatoes- to ketchup on all things ruchniyos

mushrooms- to become a fungi (only works for men)

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 30 Aug 2013 16:24 #217930

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Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 16 Sep 2013 15:22 #219353

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What was for oisfast?

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 16 Sep 2013 20:23 #219369

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inastruggle wrote:
What was for oisfast?

I think no tomato dip, cuz TZ's not there
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 16 Sep 2013 22:44 #219391

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Mistumuh no tomato dip also means no spelt challos right?

Re: Shabbos Seudos in the Lizhensker Shteeble 16 Sep 2013 23:03 #219396

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Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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