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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 17 Jan 2012 19:15 #131005

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Tz, you're a gentleman
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 17 Jan 2012 19:19 #131008

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BUT... you could've corrected this
TehillimZugger wrote on 17 Jan 2012 19:09:

check out ur chat [i fixed a spelling mistake in the quote- how's that for manners?[color=red]][/color]
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 17 Jan 2012 21:55 #131034

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Don't have too much fun in the kitchen: you may slip and fall on a knife.
Baby steps.
If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans.
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 18 Jan 2012 09:21 #131059

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obormottel wrote on 17 Jan 2012 21:55:

Don't have too much fun in the kitchen: you may slip and fall on a knife.

i was going to mention that to you
can't you hire someone too clean up?

you're lucky they put up the mechitza and your wife can't see what's going on here....
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 19 Jan 2012 16:35 #131143

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Seeing as the kitchen has been a bit empty lately, I have some lunch to share.  A wrap (not whole grain, whole wheat, or flaxseed). The bottom layer is sliced tomato.  Then tuna fish (which you can't really see).  Shredded lettuce, topped with olives and diced dill pickle, drizzled with honey mustard dressing.

Gotta go eat (making a hamotzee BTW )
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 19 Jan 2012 19:56 #131176

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Awesome! Ess gezunterheit!
Baby steps.
If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans.
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 19 Jan 2012 21:08 #131182

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“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh.

"There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

(is that what the honey in your dressing is for?)
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 19 Jan 2012 21:29 #131188

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nope, it's just bait to get good folks like you to post .
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 19 Jan 2012 21:32 #131189

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“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ”
― George Carlin
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 20 Jan 2012 08:40 #131238

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 19 Jan 2012 21:32:

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ”
― George Carlin

zemmy does this mean you switched characters?
i thought we agreed you're switching to humpty dumpty?
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 20 Jan 2012 14:18 #131246

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TehillimZugger wrote on 20 Jan 2012 08:40:

i thought we agreed you're switching to humpty dumpty?

Humpty dumpty?! Are you crazy?!? He had a GREAT FALL - OY VEY! :o
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 20 Jan 2012 15:39 #131258

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I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law! - Bugs Bunny
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 21 Jan 2012 18:38 #131301

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gibbor120 wrote on 20 Jan 2012 14:18:

TehillimZugger wrote on 20 Jan 2012 08:40:

i thought we agreed you're switching to humpty dumpty?

Humpty dumpty?! Are you crazy?!? He had a GREAT FALL - OY VEY! :o




'What tremendously easy riddles you ask!' Humpty Dumpty growled out. 'Of course I don't think so! Why, if ever I did fall off — which there's no chance of — but if I did —' Here he pursed up his lips, and looked so solemn and grand that Alice could hardly help laughing. 'If I did fall,' he went on, 'the King has promised me — ah, you may turn pale, if you like! You didn't think I was going to say that, did you? The King has promised me — with his very own mouth — to — to —'
'To send all his horses and all his men,' Alice interrupted, rather unwisely.
'Now I declare that's too bad!' Humpty Dumpty cried, breaking into a sudden passion. 'You've been listening at doors — and behind trees — and down chimneys — or you couldn't have known it!'
'I haven't indeed!' Alice said very gently. 'It's in a book.'

'Ah, well! They may write such things in a book,' Humpty Dumpty said in a calmer tone. 'That's what you call a History of England, that is. Now, take a good look at me! I'm one that has spoken to a King, Iam: mayhap you'll never see such another: and, to show you I'm not proud, you may shake hands with me!' And he grinned almost from ear to ear, as he leant forwards (and as nearly as possible fell off the wall in doing so) and offered Alice his hand. She watched him a little anxiously as she took it. 'If he smiled much more the ends of his mouth might meet behind,' she thought: 'And then I don't know what would happen to his head! I'm afraid it would come off!'
'Yes, all his horses and all his men,' Humpty Dumpty went on. 'They'd pick me up again in a minute, they would!

Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There by Lewis Carrol (chapter 6)
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 22 Jan 2012 13:01 #131349

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The point is that dumpty shoulda just gotten off that wall and grabbed a case of beer for a chill out fishing trip. Foolish dumpty let his pride get to him instead and.... Well just look what happened.... Don't be a dumpty!
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Re: O'Mottel's Kitchen 23 Jan 2012 11:27 #131403

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Back on Track wrote on 22 Jan 2012 13:01:

The point is that dumpty shoulda just gotten off that wall and grabbed a case of beer for a chill out fishing trip. Foolish dumpty let his pride get to him instead and.... Well just look what happened.... Don't be a dumpty!



fishing trip!
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