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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 09 Nov 2012 17:59 #147557

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...it really takes my breath away sometimes....
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 10 Nov 2012 21:38 #147571

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Has someone been listening to goyishe music?

Can he tell me if Sruli Ginzberg's Adon Olam is actually stolen from Rebbetzin [l'havdil eleph alphei havdalos] Britney's "I'm not a Girl"?

Also, It's time for a champion to soothe the soul of the land...
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Nov 2012 15:34 #147610

Dear lost soull,

Your creator may love you at all times, but they say He hates zeemah, so don't make Him uncomfortable.

MT

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 12 Nov 2012 12:34 #147645

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Machshovo wrote on 11 Nov 2012 15:34:

Dear lost soull,

Your creator may love you at all times, but they say He hates zeemah, so don't make Him uncomfortable.

MT

Good one.
V'hiyisem N'kiyim:
I don't chalila listen to Britney [Spears- for those Tzaddikim that don't know] but I have, in the course of my approximate seven years of being a Professional Lustomaniac done many stupid things [and while we're at it- the songs on the "Jewish" Musical (Women and Girls only!) "Happily Eva' After" are all stolen from Goyish Musicals, I mean at least one- and I think we could learn the rest in a "meh moo-tzini"].
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 13 Nov 2012 13:33 #147762

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That girl is Hashem's, not mine. I do not forget that, b"H.
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Nov 2012 16:15 #148337

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for all you people wondering where i've been...

well, at least today is day 23


I'm feeling really down, i wasted approx 1.5 weeks at work, surfing the web and other shtusim-

i didn't really fall, but there where a lot of sort of slipping situations -

THE WORST ARE THE "JEWISH" "HEIMISH" BLOGS, ALL FULL OF LASHON HARA RECHILUS ZNUS ANG ASSORTED GARBAGE!

any hoo i have redeclared my internet strike effctive today, I hope to do better,

the real problem is that i'm feeling frustrated @ work and procastinating on a lot of important things which causes an anxiety buildup

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Nov 2012 16:50 #148340

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And u have not been posting so much all that time, I presume...and clean all that time! To me that means that for some people, frequent posting about the problem is really a bad idea and they will do better posting only a little and getting busier with real life. (While for some people, of course, posting a lot is absolutely essential.)

Yyasher kochacho, chaver!

"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Nov 2012 17:21 #148348

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hi mr.emu
nice to hear from you
kol hakavod on today!
re; jewish blogs, על זה נאמר מהרסיך ומחריביך ממך יצאו
and yehi ratzon that we are zoche to the true meaning of the posuk, that the meharsim and machrivim leave us
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Nov 2012 22:13 #148367

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well i don't want to toot my horn, really i didnt fall because i was to busy watching Jimmy Kimmel and the Simpsons (MAN I FEEL WASTED) man that stuff is funny!- well really it's just a band aid

True pleasure rocks! (see what the angel taught you)

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Nov 2012 22:42 #148368

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Toot away!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 05 Dec 2012 13:09 #148933

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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Hi Emu
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 31 Jan 2013 23:12 #201621

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I'm back!
I just figured out how to log in to the new forum...

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 31 Jan 2013 23:16 #201622

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Welcome back!!!!!!!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 31 Jan 2013 23:46 #201624

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hi there Paul Bunyan! keep on logging
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 01 Feb 2013 03:22 #201631

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Thanks Ya Sweeties!

Today is the fist day of the rest of my life!

I was pretty down for the last month and a half with at least three real falls as well as searching for inappropriate content on image search... i don't know what clicked but I under took a 2 day internet strike (meaning non work related) with high stakes... I gave my Buddy $360 on deposit... i told him the basic guidelines if i go on a non workrelated website (also excluding GYE) tha cash goes straight to r' Meir hopefully this jolt'll pull me out of my rut..

In an unrelated story-
we are heading into the final week of SHOVAVIM
please apply all booster nitro blasters and buckle up-

Lets all make HAshem proud!
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