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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 01 Nov 2012 20:15 #147071

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waitasecond I think I read that book... There's a story about Loonies? and the old man Zugging Tehillim on an airplane?
Oh and
wings creeped me out
Is that why Emus are flightless birds?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 01 Nov 2012 20:24 #147073

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Opus!!
"Off the 18-wheeler and fine on this tricycle!", "I do not particularly care exactly which "lav" suicide is. I'm not interested in it for other reasons...and you are probably the same."

Re: The path to the Gaurd-in of Eye-munah 01 Nov 2012 20:31 #147075

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TehillimZugger wrote on 01 Nov 2012 19:52:




it is a good tile, bur not Mandatory.



Aha, good but not mandatory, eh?

What about the second story, the one about an angel named Pinyah [Gottesman, seriously? what were YOU drinking?] the part where Rabbi Lichtenstein/Lampton/Lightchimicallit looks into the mirror and sees how all his wonderful mitzvos and good deeds were really all his ugly ego? [A true Jekyll and Hyde moment there...]


I much prefer Pinya the Shadchan angel.

Helooo mr. TZ don't you know all angels are PINYA - get it? pin ais in Pintle and the other half as in the name of the Lord.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 01 Nov 2012 21:04 #147077

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BTW tz i think he was drinking woodford

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 01 Nov 2012 22:05 #147096

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mr. wrote on 01 Nov 2012 21:04:

BTW tz i think he was drinking woodford

duh, that was a given...

I didn't want to mention that he's a shadchan angel so that my friends here that didn't read the book shouldn't be like, tz stop with shadchanim, you'll get engaged in due time.... v'doik





Opus!!

Are the GYE indexers putting this one together with dov's one-word megillahs?
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 02 Nov 2012 16:34 #147125

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*Official update*
Day three - so far so good, got some work done and learned Fartugs too!

one thought I had was Keeping a constant awareness of God is very important, thanking him as well otherwise you'll go around bitter all day long



Oh and a continuation of the reading list

Jewish Meditation by Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan

Inner Space By Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan

Coming back to earth by Gil Locks

THIS IS AN ALL TIME FAVORITE! GET YER HANDS ON IT AND FEEL THE HUGS!

all right I'm signing off 4 Shabbos

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 05 Nov 2012 18:03 #147242

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*Official update*
today is day # 6 Yeah! it's like erev shabbos!

i had a great weekend, and hope to keep up the momentum. Just a thought, whaen yer happy and meaningfull, the nisyonot get smaller,

And i told my Rabbi about my recent crash. (he told me he doesn't allow me to crash any more)

One more thought, I was a t a kiddish dis shabbis, an' somebody knoked over a open bottle of Absolut, the stuff started pouring out BIG TIME, it was such a sad moment. but, the guy quickly reached over, set the bottle straightand salvagrd what was left, instead of feeling down about his horrible crash, he cheerfully went on making lechaims as if nothing happened.
NOW, i'm wondering what we crackos can learn from this story?

One more thought,

@ my office we don't have Youtube, but the boss does and from time to time he "treats" us to "interesting" videos (he's a frum guy for cring out loud!) for example a clip of the Three stooges (UNAPPROPRIATE!_) on the day of the big crash last week he showed us a video of Barbara Streisand (WHAT THE HECK!?!) i think this may have been the straw that broke the camels back!

I just gotta say sorry, but i'm busy now! (sorta true)

Keep on truckin' don't focus on how far the ground is below, just focus on the NOW!

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 05 Nov 2012 18:55 #147250

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Absolut Trucking!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 05 Nov 2012 19:51 #147258

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hello Mr.Emu!
i was wondering about your name this morning as i was saying Rabbi Emu...nasecha
maybe you should get semicha?
also, semicha is second cousins to simcha and
mr. wrote on 05 Nov 2012 18:03:

whaen yer happy and meaningfull, the nisyonot get smaller,


or as the heiliger rebbe reb b used to say


SIMCHA IS THE SECRET!!!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 05 Nov 2012 20:37 #147274

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Gevura wrote on 05 Nov 2012 18:55:

Absolut Trucking!

I can't wait to see the woodford horse n' buggy :

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 05 Nov 2012 20:51 #147276

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BTW check ot the tora i posted in my beth midrash thread (all about spines and tehillim)

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 06 Nov 2012 20:25 #147342

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*Official update"

day 7, i got a bit of important stuff done @ work today, and didn't surf, so thats good.

it's time to get going!


Ahhhhh. poor me nobody reads my posts anymore nobody replies :'( i gonna need to hijack somebodies thread...

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 06 Nov 2012 21:03 #147353

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mr.emu, i enjoy your posts
keep up the good work!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 06 Nov 2012 21:04 #147354

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TehillimZugger wrote on 04 Nov 2012 17:10:


Poor me, poor me, pour me some [s]Absolut [/s]Woodford please.
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 06 Nov 2012 21:47 #147359

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Thank you GSHB"Y and ZMRTSHB"S for the kind words.


I will not jump off the verrezano bridge.


especially beacause i would need to drive 9 hours 1st...

WARNING

I may jump down a flight of stairs


somebody loves me.


hashem loves me.


I love myself.


I have a pintele of Hasshem in me.


I will soon go to sheel and daven minch and learn some (blnd"r)



WHEN IS HARRY"S SUN PART II COMING? AND "BUT NO GREEN ELEPHANTS RETURN"? I need new reading matrial!
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