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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 06 Jun 2013 22:29 #208547

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Reminds me of a strange vort I once saw in sefer "Mei Be'er Mayim Chayim" (I think he was a Gabbai by R' Yeshayala Kerestirer z"l)

כי יקח איש אשה ובעלה
If a man marries a woman
והי' אם לא תמצא חן בעיניו כי מצא בה ערות דבר
And he doesn't like her cuz she's misbehaving
וכתב לה ספר כריתות
He should cut the word ספר in half = מקל a stick
ונתן בידה
He should it her with the stick
והיתה לאיש אחר
Then she will become a different person.

And in parentheses the author adds: (I wrote this as a joke, not chas vesholom to print.)
Seems that his grandchildren do not understand Hebrew, so they went ahead and printed it.

MT

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 06 Jun 2013 22:56 #208548

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	tehillimzugger wrote: I plotzed last time I hit 35- so beware... No kidding today has been very trying I beg to god to give me sanity and not screw up I'm just feeling restless and unproductive (woke up late)

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Jun 2013 15:05 #208592

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	I'll have your chavrusa Ashmedai get his makkel- v'hayisa l'ish acher!
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 07 Jun 2013 18:41 #208599

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	Ashmadai was great. today is 36 to the P and 129 to the M

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 10 Jun 2013 23:02 #208779

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	today is 39 to da p 132 to da M thank you hashem

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 10 Jun 2013 23:03 #208780

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	I always have my most deepest profiund posts on this thread...

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Jun 2013 00:33 #208795

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	i always have mine after a cup of ______
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Jun 2013 17:13 #208860

mr. emunah
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40 to da p
133 to da M
thank you hashem.

I had a big nisayon

I got my hands on a novel
I thought it was quite intersting

the problem waqs that the main charachter was constantly reading and looking at P
It was quite descriptive

I was enjoying it a lot
I even stayed at work half an hour late to read more.

Baruch Hashem I came to the realization that I was putting my so called "sobriety" at risk

so I wrote a quick kabala that if I read agin from this book I would have to give $300 to tsedaqah - also that I would toss it in the dustbin first thing in the morning.

I still want to read it

it was very funny

Thank You hashem

I came into office

took it to the loo
and tossed it into the dust bin.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Jun 2013 17:22 #208862

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Swish!! 3 pointer!!!! Khaleed would be proud!

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Jun 2013 18:17 #208875

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	gevaldig! jerry would be proud and the uconn huskies
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Jun 2013 19:04 #208886

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	Forty Days! Reb Shimmele Hitteroigener told me that the Rebbe Reb Elimelech is proud.
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 11 Jun 2013 19:36 #208896

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	Thank You Sweetyheartdearfaces! I am currently busy playing online soccer, I may be available after 3.45 pm

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 12 Jun 2013 23:53 #209064

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	41 to da p 134 to da m

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 13 Jun 2013 00:00 #209065

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	may the rbso b blessed
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ