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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 19 Mar 2013 22:58 #203780

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	Yeah. Pass the compote please.
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 19 Mar 2013 23:33 #203786

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	i'll try:sick: ZemirosShabbos wrote: to the best of my memory it was in a sefer called Ohr Hagalil will bl'n check in the meantime mr.emu, can you come roaring back with mega-doses of awesome gye chizuk served with a teaspoon or two of bona fide wackiness?

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 19 Mar 2013 23:37 #203787

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	the truth is that I am mega stressed at work and i need siyata dishmaya please pray BTW yesterday i got a hug from god too i was walking and my hat blew off and got run over by the Post truck SPLAT then I got a ride ina nice infiniti playing Oif Simches

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 19 Mar 2013 23:37 #203788

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	BTW I'm not in the mood of falling today

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 19 Mar 2013 23:54 #203790

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	yehi ratzon that the mood continues ad infinitum. oif simchos (btw, if your hat gets run over by Post truck you need to soak it in mr.Clean cause Post makes a lot of chometz cereals)
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 19 Mar 2013 23:59 #203792

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	Better to have your hat run over by the Post truck than to have your hat on the front page of the Post (with your face under it) ch"v. MT

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 20 Mar 2013 00:07 #203794

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I wouldn't mind if the headline under it said "Meet The New Powerball Winner"

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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 21 Mar 2013 23:35 #203905

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Dear Mr.Emu, Hi! can i get a whole wheat eggplant calzone to go? thank you
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 21 Mar 2013 23:46 #203907

reallygettingthere Current streak: 72 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 759 Karma: 27	ZemirosShabbos wrote: Dear Mr.Emu, Hi! can i get a whole wheat eggplant calzone to go? thank you gebroktz?
	Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up! No amount of sobriety can cure the insanity -ChaimCharlie The emmes hurts but fake chizzuk will hurt more -Bards Remember, best block, no be there - Mr. Miyagi

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 21 Mar 2013 23:50 #203909

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	CHUMETZ!!!!
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Mar 2013 00:24 #203911

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update

I slipped a lot the last few days

you could say I fell

so I will reset the 90 day chart

(my basic thought is that I didn't M******te
which is in my eyes the biggest problem

although I understand that peeping at P*** is not being sober)

Therefore I will now keep 2 diferent counts - a M count, and a P count (which Bl"n will be the 90 day chart)

I'm too lazy to write my whole miracle again

so I'll paste a copy of a chat
Me: I had a miracle
(2:41pm)Me: today
(2:41pm)Me: I was on a spiritnof foolishness(2:49pm)Me: and was zoning out at work(2:49pm)Me: it had a an article about Jewish groups on NAME OF WEBSITE DELETED DUE TO SAFETY REASONS
(2:51pm)Me: BAD ones
(2:51pm)Me: and it had a link
(2:51pm)Me: i felt it was beyond my koiches
(2:52pm)Me: this is my big weakness
(2:52pm)Me: "heimish pics"
(2:52pm)Me: so i went
(2:52pm)Me: and i couldn't see it because you have to open an account
(2:53pm)Me: so i opened an account
(2:53pm)Me: then i was able to change the security settings
(2:53pm)Me: to
(2:53pm)Me: LOW
(2:53pm)Me: or
(2:53pm)Me: I sinned a bit checking out what they had
(2:54pm)Me: but i couldnt get onto the "frum
(2:54pm)Me: without administrator permission
(2:54pm)Me: so I asked for permission
(2:54pm)Me: and when i tried to get back on today
(2:54pm)Me: for the life of me I couldn't remeber my user name/password
(2:55pm)Me: I kept on trying until it locked me out for too many attempts!
(2:55pm)Me: THIS was not me
(2:55pm)Me: I wanted to sin
(2:55pm)Me: this was a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE
(2:56pm)Me: from Hashem

Last Edit: 22 Mar 2013 00:43 by mr. emunah.

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Mar 2013 20:13 #203946

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	I lost track of my M* count so i'm just going to say today is Day 45 from now on I will be counting here. I will soon be signing off untill after pesach wishing Y'all a Hug Kosher Visameach

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Mar 2013 20:23 #203951

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Mr.E, a happy healthy and festive hag to you and yours! sincerely, Avner P. Spinachsouffle President Emeritus Bnai Brith Lodge of Messina, Sicily
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: The path to the Gaurden of Emunah 22 Mar 2013 20:41 #203953

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	And a festive Ogre to you dear Abner Ralph Gambino Shlit"a Chagsameach too! (happy hugs) Sincerely, Jessesson Archibald Black President of The BP EDPC, Chairman of the Northern Emu Cooperative President elect of the United Synagogue of Galway, Ireland Burp