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Re: How Is Your Day Going? 14 Feb 2013 00:48 #202190

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	I guess that would make me somewhere in between Tuna Sandwich and Fresh Cholent but i'm sure the cholent is fleishig so add a drink of woodford in between for a l'chaim
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 14 Feb 2013 17:42 #202211

melost Current streak: 4 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 206 Karma: 4	morning was 0 now its 8
	avrohom

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 14 Feb 2013 21:23 #202232

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ZemirosShabbos wrote:

not being a math whiz (an understatement) i would like to propose a alternative visual-objective system for rating the day
here goes, from lowest to highest

Skunk spray
Cholent from last week
Expired milk
Eraser dust
Shredded paper
Unsalted rice cake
Tuna sandwich
Fresh cholent
Woodford
Happy and humble king of the mountain

there is a MASSIVE gap between unsalted rice cakes and a tuna sandwich

Roy in the SA White Book noted that we frequently prayed and it did not work...because the best we could muster was begging G-d to "Please take it away, so I will not have to give it up!

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Re: How Is Your Day Going? 14 Feb 2013 21:26 #202234

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reallygettingthere wrote:

ZemirosShabbos wrote:

there is a MASSIVE gap between unsalted rice cakes and a tuna sandwich

after this im feeling 10 what abit of lauthter can do

avrohom

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 14 Feb 2013 21:28 #202236

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	it's like a time warp (as soon as the seatbelt light is extinguished you can go forward and ask Captain Kirk about it) may the ~~force~~ poppy-seed-hamantashen be with you!
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 14 Feb 2013 23:55 #202255

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0.22
(thats just b/c I am starting a new absistance program with taphsic style stuff and all (i hope to see higher numbers with the passing days)

Oh,

i think th gap between shredded paper and rice cake is a pretty big one.

I also happen to enjoy skunk spray
so here is my order

ascending;
tulozte galareta
overbaked kugel which is cold
flatseltzer
stewed carrots
damp matza
crown royal
fresh rogalach
Rockin' hora
Lagavulin
Nirvana

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 00:02 #202257

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thanks for the laughs folks. just for the sake of being a nudnik im gonna point out a few things
many perfumes are made from skunk excretions so skunk spray can be another name for perfume
many cheeses are made from curdled milk
and....... as a yeshiva bachur i would put
Eraser dust
Shredded paper
Unsalted rice cake
BEFORE fresh cholent (at least the stuff they serve in my place)
(and on some days i would put tuna sandwich on the top of the list)

i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response.
finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 01:45 #202265

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	Eau de Scunc by Emu Na

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 02:09 #202272

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Eau de Scunc de Mort de Autoroute by Hill Billee (roadkill skunk perfume)
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 02:18 #202273

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	Sumbs up! Parfum du fleur de les 'possum by count Redde Von Nekh
	Last Edit: 15 Feb 2013 02:19 by mr. emunah.

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 15:21 #202297

nitzotzeloki OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 311 Karma: 11	eau de old cholent B"H having a great day i would say approximately 8.97386579
	i used to look back all the time saying "oh no! what have i done! Hashem help me erase the past." and i never heard a response. finally i started looking forward saying "Hashem i'm leaving the past to you and i'm forgetting all about it. help me have a good future. help me from here and on be the person You want me to be." and that's where i realized Hashem had been waiting to help me all along

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 15:28 #202298

Pidaini OFFLINE Platinum Boarder פדני מעושק אדם-מיצר הרע העושק את הבריות-רש"י Posts: 2189 Karma: 107	nitzotzeloki wrote: eau de old cholent B"H having a great day i would say approximately 8.97386579 BH!! Keep it up! oh and if that is approximately why not just give us the exact? I'm BH 9.564783669862 exactly Good Shabbos!!
	Yankel \| My Ladder \| Talking to Hashem I'm just a dude, another guy on this bus. Have a great day, unless, of course, you made other plans. ~ obbormottel "Nothing changes as long as everything stays the same" ~ Dov

Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 21:14 #202312

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Re: How Is Your Day Going? 15 Feb 2013 21:40 #202316

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