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ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 25 Oct 2011 11:29 #122522

  • DovInIsrael
yea yea - me too!

thought you might like this:

lunar math - the next time you feel like a lunatic, just look up and recognize the Awesome world HE has created for us! (or as Duvid Chaim used to say, we think we are in control and able to PLAN IT, but its HIS PLANET! )



http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/Flash.aspx/222914#.TqacH-yoPTc


Internet Trend: Lunar Cycle Secret

The Talmud states that the lunar cycle spans ‘29.5 days and 793 fractions of an hour’. In Talmudic terms, the hour is divided into 1080 parts.

793/1080 = 0.734259 hours.

0.734259/24 = 0.03059 days.

29.5 days + 0.03059 days  =  29.53059 days for the moon to travel around Earth.

NASA Research concluded that the lunar cycle is 29.530588 days, two 1/1000ths of a second short of the Talmudic figure. More advanced research in Berlin came to a figure of 29.530589 days, only one thousandth of a second short of the Talmudic figure.

The Sinai tradition of the span of the lunar cycle is thus corroborated by figures reached via advanced satellites and atomic clocks.
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 25 Oct 2011 21:09 #122685

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so where do possums come into the picture?  ???
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 25 Oct 2011 21:19 #122697

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TehillimZugger wrote on 25 Oct 2011 21:09:

so where do possums come into the picture?  ???

ill tell u how a possum comes in to the picyure if you can tell me how a blackberry gets into shul
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 25 Oct 2011 21:23 #122699

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I didn't bring it in, and anyway there was a mizrachist baal tiflah  :
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 25 Oct 2011 21:30 #122700

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we must have chapped mincha in givatayim!!!!!
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 26 Oct 2011 07:17 #122750

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are there possums on the moon?
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 26 Oct 2011 11:41 #122781

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gotta ask zemmy if there are giraffes there
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 26 Oct 2011 15:26 #122816

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yup and yup
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 26 Oct 2011 16:00 #122821

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Zemmy, you never cease to amaze me. Do you secretly work for Google? .
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 26 Oct 2011 16:01 #122822

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bardichev wrote on 25 Oct 2011 21:19:

TehillimZugger wrote on 25 Oct 2011 21:09:

so where do possums come into the picture?  ???

ill tell u how a possum comes in to the picyure if you can tell me how a blackberry gets into shul

I'm sure the blackberry is in shul so he can quickly notify the gabbai of the possum standing in the corner in the middle of shmoneh esrei without being mafsik b'dibur or startling other mispallelim .
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Re: ever feel like you are a LUNA-tic 26 Oct 2011 16:12 #122825

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Dunno if there are any yaks on the moon but this one is trying to get as close as he can.
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