Smile a bit: Pre-Pesach division of labor
I offered to divide the preparations for Pesach equally with my wife. The Pasuk says, "For seven days you shall eat Matzos and there should be no Chametz found in your houses." I told her that I will be in charge of buying the Matzos and she will be in charge of making sure there is no Chametz in the house.
The doctor said I should be able to walk again in about a month.