As an El-Al plane landed on Chanukkah at Ben Gurion airport in Israel, the voice of the Captain came on:
"To those who are still seated, we wish you a Merry X-mas, and hope that you enjoy your stay ... and to those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Chanukah, and welcome back home."
From O'Mottel's Kitchen:
In addition to our classic potato latkes, we also feature:
Imitation crab latkes
Bread crumb latkes
Possum Latkes with gribenes and shmaltz.
YES IT IS CHANUKKA
OK WE ARE NOT EXACTLY THE MACCABEIM OF OLD
BUT HOW CAN WE WAGE A WAR OF FEW AGAINST MANY
PURE AGAINST UNPURE
CAN WE ??
YES, WE CAN!!!!
DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
CONVINCE YOUR "REAL" NON-VIRTUAL FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME!
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
"Oh my God," the woman says, "has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."