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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 13:50 #120479

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It's building your own memorial  :o
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 16:29 #120515

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rebbe b, i am still waiting for the flogging and the lesson
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 17:02 #120519

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please remind me again
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 17:10 #120522

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this:
bardichev wrote on 26 Sep 2011 20:12:

zemmy if u were in bardstown i would give u a flogging

although i can identify

but.........

please see me after class
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
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Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 17:19 #120526

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bardichev wrote on 27 Sep 2011 17:02:

please remind me again

He's 5023 posts old. His memory is going .
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 19:39 #120557

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ok here goes

says the chafets chaim

what should trigger the most joy by a human being

wealth/
health?
honor?
stability?

nononono

LIFE ITSELF!!!

the fact thatu r alive should bring a person to utmost joy

he gives a mashal

there was a simple farmer

who saved the kings's sons life

the king rewarded the man

he had the privlage to spend one day

24 hours

in the kings vault

he can take whatevr he wanted

this man was no fool he dint waste his time

he made off like a bandit

with his newfound wealth

he invested

he became very very rich

he aquired new freinds

he built himself a palace

etc etc

evry year on the day he became wealthy

he made a party

at one of these parties

he asked the assebled

waht was the happiest day of my life??

one feind said when you moved out of your hovel into your new palce

another said when you deposited a million dollars in the bank

the 3rd said when you were invited to the kings daughtes wedding


nonononononon

the man retorted

the happiest day of my life

i was poor

i wore simple clothes

i was hungry i was tired

that waas the day i was in the kings vault

that day was an oppurtunity

NOTHING

NOTHING
bothered me

not my empty stomach

not my lack of sleep

not my simple clotheting

i knew i had a once in a lifetime chance to become rich




my freinds

THAT is rosh hashanna

we are not hungry

not tired

we are in hashems palace

we are getting life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 19:48 #120560

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שפתים ישק

shkoyach rebbe b!
that was better than Woodford
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 19:50 #120561

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now i want to move to Bardstown
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 19:52 #120563

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Halevai, that I remember this lesson EVERY MOMENT of Rosh Hashanah!!!
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 19:54 #120564

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Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 27 Sep 2011 19:52:

Halevai, that I remember this lesson EVERY MOMENT of Rosh Hashanah!!!


even if you remember it for just 5 minutes on R"H you should be happy!
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 19:58 #120567

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Yosef Hatzadik wrote on 27 Sep 2011 19:52:

Halevai, that I remember this lesson EVERY MOMENT of Rosh Hashanah!!!


me too

if we had 9 people from GUE im sure the hayligger Bardichevver would join our minyan
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 20:09 #120568

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WOW reb b! Thanks!
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 20:12 #120571

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 27 Sep 2011 19:48:

that was better than Woodford

that's blasphemous! Vos a chassidishe farbrengen (mit Woodford, k'muvon) ken ufton, afilu malach Michoel kennit ufton!
Baby steps.
If the road is pulling you down, it's a sign that you are going uphill, so just press harder on the gas!

Have a great day - unless, of course, you made other plans.
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 20:21 #120572

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No need to go to any other jewish site for divrei torah and stories.  This is a one stop SUPER STORE!
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Re: Zemmy's story 27 Sep 2011 20:28 #120574

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gibbor120 wrote on 27 Sep 2011 20:21:

No need to go to any other jewish site for divrei torah and stories.  This is a one stop SUPER STORE!


it's like GuardMart, or BardMart

obormottel wrote on 27 Sep 2011 20:12:

ZemirosShabbos wrote on 27 Sep 2011 19:48:

that was better than Woodford

that's blasphemous! Vos a chassidishe farbrengen (mit Woodford, k'muvon) ken ufton, afilu malach Michoel kennit ufton!

maskim. i stand corrected

btw, i thought vodka was more popular at chasidisher farbrengens
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
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The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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