After the 3rd shot they all taste the same!

I think we need Reb London in here, and quick!

:o

rebbe reb ber SHALOM ALEICHEM!!!!

whats going on a kiddush??

where im running
let me just roll up my gartel
B

Let me say this, when I got into this i was in for serious stuff, after all purity is a very serious matter and i couldn't understand where was the place for humor, I checked other threads and was shocked to read all the banter going on. Now that this topic has turned this way i am beginnining to understand as i fight the baal dovor. This is making us a club and the club is made up of warriors. By sharing our stories and our jokes we bond together and fight together. It''s like serving tikkun for our neshamos while we are alive. so drink l'chaim on your woodford or old williamsburgh and let's enjoy life adn our victories over the baal dovor.

1000000% R-I-G-H-T !!!!!!

Rashke, the only jokes that can get me to laugh are the jokes of my holy fellow warriors. Now you understand why.

first of all I might not be by my computer tomorrow so I am reporting another clean week b'ezras Hashem. Guard, please make the cheshbon for me, thank you.
boruch hashem , the computer was always a trigger for me, when I would sit down in front of it by habit I would think, what can I search for?. Now, when I sit down, I think, let's see, what are my fellow warriors up to? this completely distracts me from bad thoughts and I know that I can't let my friends down with another fall.
I guess I really should visit other threads more often to see what I can add there. Which topic does anyone suggest I visit? There are so many I can't spend so much time checking them all out.

they r all gr8! that would be a hard call to make.

Dear Rashkebehag, Keep up the good work. You are giving Hashem great pleasure!




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thanks, i logged in and it works great, I am 34 days clean and feel no urge to ruin it.

Great! But keep posting here... No "automated chart" beats REAL FRIENDS!

Okay,

I hope you dont mind my ignorance. This non-gemorah kop really wants to know what rashkebehag stands for.


And I fully agree with rashkebehag - I dont know who is encouraging all this leitzanius on such a serious forum, but I think they aught to behave themselves......


If you want a totally SERIOUS thread, try mine! ;D

RA rabbaan
SH shel
K kol
B bnei
HAG hagola

leader of the jewish people in exile

this is no joke

the sfurim bring this idea  fro yosef hatzaddik

mi GADOL babayis hazeh

when the YH tries to tell you how insignificant you are and how your  itsy bitsy aveira has no affect

THEN YOU STAND TALL AND SAY HEY YOU NASTINESS DO YOU RWALIZE WHO YOU ARE STARTNG WITH!!!!???

as the ohr hachaim hakadosh says the peasant will never fantasize about the kings daughter because it is so out of his stratosphere

how iis that for some non joking chizzuk??
b

Bardichev,

You really are amazing.

Seriously.
No  joke.



And thanks for the explaination;-)
May Hashem make his name, and the concept obsolete yet today!
HAG = hageulah -  bekarov

thanks