You go down to the local Bais Yaakov, speak to the principal about who the "really" best alumni is... you know the one with all the money, looks, middos tovos, and a father with mad loot. Then you pop two Prozacs and go visit the local shadchan who probes you until you feel extremely violated. Then she tells you about a dozen girls who all sound EXACTLY the same... and when she gets to the name of the girl you just heard about from the principal, you say "she sounds like she has the right set of middos for me." Then she tells you that that girl is already dating someone seriously, BUT she does have a sister, who might be 32 and in a coma, but she also has woonderful middos... In a daze you say somethign like, Ohhh Kay.. and before you know it, you're under the chupah with someone lying in a hopital bed wearing white hosptal PJ, with lines going in and out of her...
But at the end of the day... they put married by your name! Oh, to live the good life!!!
