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Re: hello everybody! 29 Oct 2012 12:50 #146868

geshertzarmeod
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TehillimZugger wrote on 28 Oct 2012 22:37:

Perhaps this belongs in Beis Medrash [and perhaps we'll quote it there], but I haven't been here in ages, so, hello everybody. If anyone's interested they can check up my hiydg status- I had a difficult day/ things weren't going my way/ no words to say/ describe the- hey, what am I doing?
Basically things aren't going according to plan, so I dug up a vort from the sefer Tehillos Maharitz [on... you guessed it! [b]Tehillim[/b]] that was languishing somewhere in my memory. The Vort goes something like this:
EhNew LaHashem B'Thodah, Zamru LeiElokeinu B'Chinor:
HaMechaseh Shamayim B'Avim, HaMeichin La'Aretz Matar:

What's the connection?

Thank hashem. WHHHHHHY? [We've discussed this already [url=http://www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=4579.msg133614#msg133614]here[/url]]
The answer is, it's a dreary day, yucky, cloudy overcast skies etc. etc. etc. Do you know what Hashem is doing?
HE'S PREPARING SUSTENANCE FOR THE WORLD!
He's doing y'all a favor, and we don't even notice, we're busy being grouchy about the weather.

So, explains Maharit"z Dushinski [the REAL Chief Rabbi, Zemmy ;)], it is with everything! After all, as a certain Chuna Feitel once said, Der Basheffer lufft mich EIBIG [see below for english translation]. He will NEVER do anything to wrong you, even if things seem cloudy, so
EhNew LaHashem B'Thodah, Zamru LeiElokeinu B'Chinor!

welcome home!

ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא
If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo
ולבי חלל בקרבי
לולא האמנתי לראות בטוב ה' בארץ חיים

Re: hello everybody! 29 Oct 2012 14:17 #146872

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	Home is Yerushalayim Gesh.
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: hello everybody! 30 Oct 2012 07:23 #146910

geshertzarmeod Current streak: 2245 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Like a bridge over troubled water. Posts: 595 Karma: 3	Home is GYE!
	ישראל אע"פ שחטא ישראל הוא If you're connected above, you won't fall down below - Reb Shlomo ולבי חלל בקרבי לולא האמנתי לראות בטוב ה' בארץ חיים

Re: hello everybody! 30 Oct 2012 10:55 #146914

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As long as home isn't under a bridge.

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant

My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: hello everybody! 31 Oct 2012 00:01 #146963

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	home feels like a bridge, and I can swear that I heard sharks down there, oh well.
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him? Last Edit: 02 Oct 2013 04:54 by TehillimZugger.

Re: hello everybody! 05 Nov 2012 19:52 #147259

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	hark, there's a shark in the park and it's dark
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 00:07 #147286

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	just poor more woodford.
	some of my threads

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 03:13 #147293

reallygettingthere	I'm kinda newish here. Why Woodford? Why not Bookers?

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 19:39 #147337

shteeble OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2024 Karma: 30	Woodford is the official drink of GYE. Why? Why ask why? Besides, it's hard to explain without R' Bards around. Those who were on the forum for a couple of years understand it somewhat better. welcome to gye. keep on trucking.
	some of my threads

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 19:50 #147338

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	It's brought in the GYE kadmonim (=early sources) that if you're be'atzvus (=depressed), take off your beaber hat (or whatever cap you go by), hang it on your bedpost, and drink and drink woodford until you see two hats. Then you'll feel much better. L'chayim! MT

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 20:23 #147341

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Machshovo wrote on 06 Nov 2012 19:50:

It's brought in the GYE kadmonim (=early sources) that if you're be'atzvus (=depressed), take off your beaber hat (or whatever cap you go by), hang it on your bedpost, and drink and drink woodford until you see two hats. Then you'll feel much better.

L'chayim!

MT

A bechina of Bartholemew Cubbins and the 500 Hats

for the truth behind woodford please see the following;

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Re: NAMES! NAMES! NAMES!
« Reply #53 on: November 05, 2012, 11:05:40 PM »QuoteModifyRemoveQuote from: Gevura ShebYesod on November 05, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
Quote from: dov on November 05, 2012, 07:40:49 PM
Life - as in "l'Chayim"?

Quote from: Gevura ShebYesod on November 04, 2012, 06:05:20 AM
Woodford is life, buddy!

and life is water

and water is torah

torah is woodford..

(this is actualy extreemly deep, and a kabalistic refernace to "vhaya keitz shatul al palgei mayim" "wood" refers to torah "etz Hayim" and Ford refers to "Fjord" which means a narrow inlet from the sea HENCE WOODFORD = EITZ SHATUL AL PALGEI MAYIM

(we may need to move this to the Beth ham-idrasche)

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 20:53 #147346

reallygettingthere	I always thought that Bookers was a reference to Seforim hakedoshim

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 21:01 #147351

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	reallygettingthere wrote on 06 Nov 2012 20:53: I always thought that Bookers was a reference to Seforim hakedoshim Absolut-ly! and Mr.Emu, that Drush Be'inyan WoodFjord is a shtik geonus
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: hello everybody! 06 Nov 2012 21:29 #147357

mr. emunah Current streak: 121 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1139 Karma: 43	Thank you Zemmy, I needed some recognition. and Laphroaig is a rteference to makat zfardaya ribit ribit more flies!!! POWER UP!!!!!!!!!! 8)

Re: hello everybody! 08 Nov 2012 16:29 #147459

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ZemirosShabbos wrote on 05 Nov 2012 19:52:

hark, there's a shark in the park and it's dark

A shark in the park on the mark, Hark! I hear a lark, no that's just Clark, he likes to Bark (he ain't so smart) but he does his part , would you like a Tart? you'll have to Vart.

The was wunce an'

Ol' Hassid who lived in a shoo,

he didn't got no money an' nuttin' to do

all he did was say 'salms

say 'salms would he

'till the tears would flow down

and would mix with his his tea

Each day in the Mor-ning

out of bed like a lyon he'd rise

and 'though for the Temple he was Mour-ning

he'd have have great spir-it in his Eyes

for his eyes you see,

he took car of them dear-ly

on the street he would gaurd them

and keep them pure.

8)

(those sunglasses are actualy opaque-shmirat haeynayim glasses)