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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 21:25 #143320

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how do u know?

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 23:03 #143324

Zemiros what was that a response to?

And I second RTs Kasha (this is the second time Ive done that)

GEVURA HOW DO YOU KNOWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww??????

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 23:13 #143326

Youve been on GYE for a while If your wife or other loved one finds you dancing around a campfire in the backyard wearing an Indian feather Headress with red paste smeared under your eyes, chanting, while you burn your library. When they ask you why you respond. The books just arent BIG enough.

Then seriously you need to take a break. seriously. Also consider professional help.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 00:25 #143338

Youve been on GYE for a considerable amount of time when you feel like your going to "Gishmaltzenfleegen!" and you dont even know what it is

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 00:48 #143339

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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 08:44 #143360

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JustKeepGoing wrote on 10 Aug 2012 00:25:

Youve been on GYE for a considerable amount of time when you feel like your going to "Gishmaltzenfleegen!" and you dont even know what it is

First of all you spelled it wrong [which isn't terrible because I believe that on this sit there already are five distinct spellings, I can't give you links, RT is getting freaked out.]
Second of all, there's a "GYE glossary of terms" just for this reason [and again, I can't give you a link, sorry].
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 14:54 #143409

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You can assume you are a considerable amount of time on GYE if Dov calls you in a dream (That happened to me. This night. He called. He had a voice like r. reisman in 20 years.. and I remember that I wanted to buy a drink and 7up came out of the dose...)

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 14:57 #143411

RT wrote on 10 Aug 2012 14:54:

You can assume you are a considerable amount of time on GYE if Dov calls you in a dream (That happened to me. This night. He called. He had a voice like r. reisman in 20 years.. and I remember that I wanted to buy a drink and 7up came out of the dose...)


OH MY G-D that was too funny.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 15:23 #143413

TehillimZugger wrote on 10 Aug 2012 08:44:



Youve been on GYE for a considerable amount of time when you feel like your going to "Gishmaltzenfleegen!" and you dont even know what it is

First of all you spelled it wrong [which isn't terrible because I believe that on this sit there already are five distinct spellings, I can't give you links, RT is getting freaked out.]
Second of all, there's a "GYE glossary of terms" just for this reason [and again, I can't give you a link, sorry].


Ok first of all RT isnt the only one getting freaked out. When you contradicted yourself with quotes I was like seriously, omg2

see http://www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=4579.msg143226#msg143226

now how do I change that to a see "here" that would really be slick

You know when your on GYE for a while when you only eat geSHMALTZenfleegen Herring

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 15:37 #143415

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RT wrote on 10 Aug 2012 14:54:

You can assume you are a considerable amount of time on GYE if Dov calls you in a dream (That happened to me. This night. He called. He had a voice like r. reisman in 20 years.. and I remember that I wanted to buy a drink and 7up came out of the dose...)


Last night I had a bad cold or something and I could not sleep for hours. I finally fell asleep, and I dreamed of the Heilige Guard! he was dressed just like his picture, in a long red Bekishe and that tall tall Shtreimel.
He did not speak to me, but motioned that i should follow him around. I followed him as he went in and out of a bunch of shuls and rebbes houses, putting up posters and talking to people. At one point we got on a train that climbed a long long hill up into the sky....

sure beats some of the other dreams I used to have....

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Gevura!
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 10 Aug 2012 15:47 #143417

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JustKeepGoing wrote on 10 Aug 2012 15:23:


You know when your on GYE for a while when you only eat geSHMALTZenfleegen Herring


http://http://www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=4125.msg139243#msg139243
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 11 Aug 2012 21:54 #143446

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Gevurah's link wasn't linkidized
Here's a properly linkidized version.
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 12 Aug 2012 00:12 #143455

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Machshovo wrote on 08 Aug 2012 14:38:

...when your wife falls down a flight of stairs and you tell her, "Fell, Shmell!!"
(...no, it didn't actually happen).

MT




3. You kid runs in saying he fell, you say "fell shmell"


:- :o : 8) ???
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 12 Aug 2012 11:28 #143479

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This one is still the best one:

gibbor120 wrote on 12 Aug 2011 12:43:


100) You came to this site with one addiction and now you have 2.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 12 Aug 2012 11:53 #143481

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RT wrote on 12 Aug 2012 11:28:

This one is still the best one:




100) You came to this site with one addiction and now you have 2.



This topic has been discussed in at least three places [from what I remember off hand] I challenge you to find them...
?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם
My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?
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