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TOPIC: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 63600 Views

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 08 Aug 2012 14:38 #143158

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	...when your wife falls down a flight of stairs and you tell her, "Fell, Shmell!!" (...no, it didn't actually happen). MT

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 02:29 #143201

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TehillimZugger wrote on 06 Aug 2012 06:42:

You know you're on GYE for a while when you notice that this thread is being used for a different purpose than that which it was created for, and you know the term for it as well, it's called a "hijacking".

Hmm... how was this thread hijacked?

I laughed out loud from those last few..
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The Science of a "lol" and Lust

"lol...lool...loool...looool...loooool...looooool"

That above is a mashal for lust. You see when you start off you have a very nice, cute, and perfectly symmetrical "lol"
You see how one perfect little "l"is followed by an "o" which is then followed by an "l". Beautiful Symetrify

Now when you add all the extra letters for an out of whack sex-drive.
Then sadly, the "lol" isnt symetrical... and thats not funny.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 02:31 #143202

justkeepgoing OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 2	Also you might be on GYE for a while when you post something like what I just posted :

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 04:03 #143210

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As long as there's an even number of "o"s it's still symmetrical. When there's an odd number...then it's odd ??? :o

And I know I've been on GYE way too long when it's after bedtime and I post nonsense that I have no idea what i meant...

!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 10:54 #143230

rt Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 260 Karma: 0	Hm. even the number of "o" 's is not even it IS STILL symmetrical. Did you learn any math at school, guys/GYE's ? looooooool :D

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 13:33 #143241

TehillimZugger OFFLINE Platinum Boarder לבד הנשמה הטהורה Posts: 2446 Karma: 34	Watch who you're messing with, RT. If there's anyone here who knows math, it would be Gevurah Gevura wrote on 04 Oct 2011 21:08: I just did the math Gevura! P.S. See Here and Here. P.S.S. The second link isn't linkidized, I spent AGES looking for that post Gevurah made where he calculates exactly how long it would take to reach 90,000,000,000,000 hi's. Where is it?
	?דער באשעפער לאווט מיך אייביג. וויפיל לאוו איך עהם My Creator loves me at all times. How great is my love for him?

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 14:11 #143247

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www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=5409.msg138835#msg138835

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 14:15 #143249

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And RT, you're right, but you would have to slice one of the o's down the middle, and all the Woodford will leak out.

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 14:23 #143252

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	Gevura wrote on 09 Aug 2012 04:03: And I know I've been on GYE way too long when it's after bedtime and I post nonsense that I have no idea what i meant... See berachos 4a last Rashi on the page - it's mashma from there that everybody must be in bed by 10:00 PM (unless one is not planning to go to bed that night). MT

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 14:24 #143253

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Gevura wrote on 09 Aug 2012 14:15: And RT, you're right, but you would have to slice one of the o's down the middle, and all the Woodford will leak out. see here for an alternate theory www.guardyoureyes.org/forum/index.php?topic=3071.msg94593#msg94593
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 14:54 #143260

justkeepgoing OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 291 Karma: 2	Hmm.. It would seem that everyone has some good kashes on my theorem. Some are based on "math" and "logic".... some are based on Woodford... I have one thing to say. Science is science and can not be disproven with mere "facts" and "logic" Thank you

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 15:56 #143271

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	לולי האמנתי לראות בטוב השם לולי תורתך שעשועי
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 16:06 #143274

Machshovo Tova OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1230 Karma: 26	לולא האמנתי See Brachos 4a and Rashi there. MT

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 19:25 #143304

rt Current streak: 3 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 260 Karma: 0	yep, its mashma even chassidim sin. I mean chassidim rishoynim. strange, no? (dovid knew he is a chussid, but efshar he sinned)

Re: You know you're on GYE for a while when... 09 Aug 2012 21:11 #143319

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And now I know I've been on GYE waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much...

I am #5 on the "Top 10 Most Time Spent Online"!!!!!!!

:o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D