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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 06 Jan 2011 00:31 #92076

bardichev	chaimhelp wrote on 05 Jan 2011 20:49: I think i would be more embarrased from wife seeing me on this thread than seeing me watching porn. What do you think? nehh u would be a dead possum
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 13:18 #92834

bardichev	Possum huntin?? Iss already tuesday Gotta get to the shoichet Treibering Kashering Soaking Cutting Packing Labeling It takes time Never too early for cholint prep B
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 15:17 #92847

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	when Billy gets back from the dentist we can all go possum hunting if you play Novardiker nigunim really quiet they come out and then whammo! we get em wit da pitchforks
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 18:35 #92884

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Yep, if you want a good chulent -you can't rely on going to Chaim-Yankel the butcher. Every week he promises me that he'll save me a nice shtickle of possum flanken mit meirich beiner, and every week he gives it to Chani Friedstein. Veist duch ois az er hut oif ihr rachmunis, veill mir kennen zich shoin a bissel mit ihre mahn Heshy- If he don't get his chulent the way he likes it....

So ya just gotta try and get your own. Besides... It's much tastier fresh than that road kill Chaim-Yankel sells.

The only problem is that the galla comes out a bit shvach if you've only got one possum. So I guess I'm gonna have to catch two or buy galla at Meal-Mart...

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee

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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 18:59 #92891

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just a clarification:

roadkill is kosher ...as long as you don't eat it

and ice cream is not fattening ....unless you eat it
and i have enough money to last me the rest of my life ....unless i need to buy anything

EBD, is that a sneak preview of Chani's Daughter?
Chaim-Yankel The Roadkill Butcher is meshadech with the Freidsteins and by the oifruf the possum-gala gets burnt and they break the shidduch and Khalid saves the day?

Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ

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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 19:31 #92899

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To tell you the honest truth, I am no match for the Rebbe Reb B. when it comes to a serialized thriller...

The ending still left me hanging...

It was a bit extreme....

But even Chaim-Yankel the Road Kill Butcher wouldn't do a shidduch with Harry...

Unless it turns out that they met on GYE, and really grew together, mamesh like brothers...

Then when the shidduch is redt, each one blows off lots of steam on the other...

Harry: "A ROADKILL Katzev? ME HARRY...that shadchan Khaleed, what was he thinking?...So what if I was in recovery, am I never going to be like all of my normal friends? Doesn't money talk anymore? Look at Yanky...

"I know Chani, I know they didn't take him because of me...it was because he was the best chassidishe Bachur in Brisk and had a Heter Hoyruah at age 17 and a half...

Chaim-Yankel:"All those shadchanim are the same piece of substandard raccoon that I wouldn't sell for half-price!!! Me? Chaim-Yankel, the biggest mayven in Road-Kill Butchery this side of the Mississippi...A mechutan with a cyber-pedophile like Heshy Friedstien? Mine Tatte gevein ah Road-Kill butcher, and my Zeide and his Zeide... Yichus meint shoin goornisht heint?

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is Eli
Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee

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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 19:48 #92900

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	:D ;D :o : zeh haya tov meod chabibi!
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 20:09 #92902

bardichev	chani gets free galleh cause she smiles chaim yankel like all men fall for an innocent smile
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 11 Jan 2011 20:38 #92912

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	bardichev wrote on 11 Jan 2011 20:09: like all men fall for an innocent smile important to remember...
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 12 Jan 2011 06:09 #92969

bardichev	Join in we don't want to hog errr I mean possum this whole place
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 17 Jan 2011 18:17 #93489

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	can i get a slice of possum pie? with a tall glass of green elephant soda and a bissel 4loco?
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 17 Jan 2011 18:20 #93491

bardichev	Rage took all the 4loko on his road trip EBD is busy By deefgunneh So its once again zemmy and me charlie donavan Let's drink woodford
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 17 Jan 2011 18:24 #93493

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	Charlie, it's those long long lonely rides that make for the best bluegrass blues i'll do strings you do percussion i'll do rhythm you do beat i'll tap my hands you tap your feet i'll think you drink you say gevaldig i'll dance a jig
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .

Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 17 Jan 2011 18:42 #93500

bardichev	who is charlie??
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 17 Jan 2011 18:44 #93502

ZemirosShabbos OFFLINE Platinum Boarder pass the compote Posts: 6153 Karma: 72	bardichev wrote on 17 Jan 2011 18:20: So its once again zemmy and me charlie donavan
	Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise ~Inna beshem ZS Give, Forgive ~Cordnoy The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting. ~TZ Last Edit: by .