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baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 08:03 #91925

  • bardichev
Hey! Buds
Weez all ober the place

I am running fromm foodim to foodim

Laffing my keppelle off

So if we see a funny thread

Please let the world know

Right here

!vehcidrab
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 16:12 #91973

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baseball possums? is that when you wack them on the heads and watch their skulls split open and bleed their contents all over aunty-jennie's white carpets?
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 16:17 #91976

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For shame For shame dt,

By us we're makpid to crazy glue them to the double yeller line, and run them over with a '73 Chevy pickup....

Take it from me, that adds flavor to those little boogers!

It's a whole different pie that way!

KOT
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 16:19 #91977

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if you run them over with an ATV then the wheel texture makes them look like waffles
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 16:36 #91982

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Oh silly Zemmy,

We only eat them that way for breakfast, we're talking about possom pie that's dinner food -dig?
For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is
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Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee




 
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 17:10 #91989

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when the folks in EY are eating dinner the peeps in the Yewnited Staits are eating waffles so it's a solidarity issue
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 19:43 #92020

  • bardichev
No
Americans eat flayshihlggs twice

Once for lunch

Ssnitel and tachina on yummy bread

Supper american style BBQ

While ur israeli neighbors eat chavita and mila-fi-fonim
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 19:46 #92022

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ok ok
i was just trying to enjoy to enjoy my possum waffles with some elephant syrup in peace

let's not make this into an international affair

it's getting harder and harder to eat breakfast on GYE these days....
maybe i'll go back to ice cream and sushi
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 19:54 #92025

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Slow down there Rebbe,

After all EY is no third world red-neck backswater hickville,

We've actually got Zoglobek organic mock 'possom style (soya and tofu) microwavable dinner pies Behashguchas HaBedatz (chassidishe road-kill only- does that mean that they toiveled the car or the driver? by inz in der heim hut men makpid gevain oif both).

Problem is, that's the way they taste too...

Dang I miss Bardsville! 

Maybe Billy will come on pilgrimage and bring me a specimen or two...

(My last flight on Continental was like that, but that'll have to wait for a different time).

KOT,

EBD

For Dov and the other two guys who care,
My real name really is
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Like the original Bendy, Ein hadavar talui ela bee




 
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 20:11 #92030

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ben durdayah wrote on 05 Jan 2011 19:54:

(chassidishe road-kill only- does that mean that they toiveled the car or the driver? by inz in der heim hut men makpid gevain oif both).


in order to qualify as chassidishe roadkill there are a few requirements

needs to be a minivan or a Thuburban
cherry lights
a bluetooth
a sweet tooth
na nach sticker
where's feivish sticker
reb meir baal haness pushka
noam elimelech and last week's shaleshsheedis torah printout on dash
reisman's wrappers on seat
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 20:28 #92035

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Yoish are we gonna lose the oilam here

We have yidnecks thru toona baigels

Nanachs litvacks

Choosid hasbeens and wanna beess

How in the world will a guy like kedusha down in baltimore even chapp these fooodims
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 20:33 #92039

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don't forget Novardikers
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 20:44 #92041

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Ooooops
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 20:49 #92043

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I think i would be more embarrased from wife seeing me on  this thread  than seeing me watching porn. What do you think?
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Re: baseball possum pie cracker jacks and... 05 Jan 2011 20:50 #92044

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:D ;D :o :
Sometimes life is like tuna with not enough mayonaise
~Inna beshem ZS

Give, Forgive
~Cordnoy

The reason I'm acting as if I'm pregnant, is because I'm expecting. I should be accepting.
~TZ
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