In other news, the Super Subaru is gone. Well, technically it’s not news, cuz it died quite a while ago, and it’s not gone cuz it’s still sitting in my driveway. Either way, I recently got my replacement- which means I need a new name for my car/vroom-vroom,beep-beep!

tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Aug 2025 23:44:

Deets, please...

Can't go shootin' in the dark like last time...
(And why didn't you just continue the thread from last time??)

proudyungerman wrote on 11 Aug 2025 15:30:

Kay, fine. Be that way. 
Old Toyota Sienna. A faded red is its (not really sure if it’s a dude or a dudette, yet) color. Some paint peeling.
It has a lot of character. As of yet, it still has some sticky stuff in easy-to-reach places (yeah, right). The sliding doors are moody and temperamental and only open when they’re good and in the mood. I do hope you all have enough to work with.

Fading Fabreinger

BenHashemBH wrote on 12 Aug 2025 12:23:

As much as I’m maskim, it was nixed by my dear wife. Something about sounding too yeshivish, or something of the sort. (Aiii, but it is a yeshivish car? קשיא.)

On the bright side, once she rejected that, I had the opportunity to say “oh, yeah? Well, if YOU don’t like it, come up with something better, woman!!!” (Okay, it wasn’t that dramatic.) That spurred her to think of “Lightning McQueen”. (The car can actually really book on the highway.)

I’m still open for ideas, though. 

Chichi Chichi Bang Bang. 

gevura shebyesod wrote on 13 Aug 2025 10:32:

To me sounds more like a Mrs. Frizzle

redfaced wrote on 13 Aug 2025 12:39:

There, fixed it for you. Much more better now. 

Thanks but no thanks. At this point she's been around the world enough times and has enough frizzle to be upgraded to Mrs.

Please fix it back to the way it was before you fixed it.

Unfix it

Leave it broke

NOOOOOOOW ( To quote the Chief of Police of Shmuel Kunda fame in The Longest Pesach)

In an unrelatedly tzitzis dude style, I have a (random?) question for you - as in you, the tzitzis dude.
Why do some of the quotes in your signature have a period after the name of the one being quoted and some don't?
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

So. First thing I’d tell you is to identify which quotes have periods and which don’t. Investigate. Find the common denominator. Deduce. Go to your Mind Palace. Do some grunt work. While you’re at it, get me some more names. 
Second is to first know how I primarily do my GYE-ing. That would be on my iPod touch. Which is quite old. Many years, in fact. (So old I doubt I can track down the restrictions passcode.) The last time it was updated was also many years ago. Oh, and I’m using the GYE app, which I haven’t even seen on the App Store, so I haven’t the foggiest idea if it needs to be updated. That entire דרשה leads to the fact that stuff can get funky. Especially when typing. For some reason, I have a very difficult time correcting mistakes in my signature. So, yes.