azivashacheit101 wrote on 03 May 2025 18:07:

Who ever said anything about coming down?

Perspective Uno:

Yossi, what the heck are you thinking?! It's a plain, simple Shabbos, no one is interested in that long Belz Av Harachamim song for Mimkomcha! Save it for when you need to impress someone.


Two minutes later:

Kalman, what's the matter with you?! You're butchering a beautiful song by being off-beat at the rhythmic escalation. For the love of everything holy, listen to yourself! Can't you hear that you're the only one starting the next bar at downbeat 1? You're supposed to wait till the upbeat! And stay at 65 BPM, what are you doing at 80? And because you have the loudest voice in the Shul, you're throwing everything off-kilter. Grrrrr

My wife and I recently went on a mini “vacation”. Yup. It was meant to be a really fun, short one, doing something that I’ve always wanted to do with my wife. (No, nothing to do with intimacy, you pervs.)

 Due to a few factors (actually, it was just one- there’d be many very inappropriately dressed women around. And still, nothin’ to do with intimacy.), we ended up changing our entire plan just days before. The new plan was something my wife had always wanted to do. So she got her dream trip, while I got my dreams dashed. Shoyn. At least I’d get a little break from life. Lol. 



Seeing as we had a couple of hours of flying, I figured it works be an excellent time to do some catching up on שנים מקרא, especially since we got cheap tickets and therefore couldn’t choose our seats, so I’d have some alone time. I even brought along a new pair of tzitzis to tie. Lol. First flight was mostly empty- and we got seats next to each other. Second flight was full- and we STILL sat next to each other. 

 

And for all y’all who’re getting ready to say something like “oh, but you got some quality time!”, or “you flew on vacation? You lucky duck!”. You can try to bring down my Grouch. Have at me.

tzitzis dude wrote on 11 May 2025 12:00:

Who are you? And what did you do to our friend The Holy Tzitzis Dude? 

chancyhk wrote on 12 May 2025 16:28:

Ah, well. It was worth a shot. 

Before I reveal where your friend is “tied up” (sorry, couldn’t resist), please, tell me, what gave me away?

tzitzis dude wrote on 13 May 2025 00:32:

NO MORE YKW! I'm done with the bloodshed and ready to fight!
Sir Cadagon and I shall till ye Irons!
Slit thy Gallblatter!
we shall not back down!

chancyhk wrote on 13 May 2025 14:58:

Okay. Very nice. Bolded words, redded (the word for when something became red) words. These do not reveal, to my understanding, how you knew I was an imposter.

Yes they do, yes they do. 
THe real TD, would never ever say anything thats NOT dripping with sarcasm and utter grouchiness 

I’m grouchy to announce that this hiatus is over. It’s not okay. I should not need to put out a serious Grouch to get this place alive and Grouching again. 

But nu, what can I do?

tzitzis dude wrote on 20 May 2025 23:27:

I CAN GROUCH, BABY!!!!!

Okay. אילו I’d Grouch that “a few weeks ago a Chaveirim guy replaced a tire with the donut and, in doing so, lost a pretty vital piece without which the wheel can pop off at any time. To get the correct part is an entire headache in and of itself.”- דיינו. 
And אילו I’d Grouch about how, when my mechanic picked up the car and I didn’t tell my wife he was gonna take it and she freaked out thinking our car was stolen, and she was quite unhappy that I hadn’t told her… דיינו. 
And אילו that the part he ordered didn’t fit, דיינו. 
And אילו some other stuff came up that made him need the car until the next day, thereby requiring us to rent a car (on the day the day we needed it- which is muchas $$$)- דיינו. 
And אילו my work car didn’t start this morning, דיינו. 
And אילו I could’ve avoided that particular issue by not being a cheap mamzer (pardon my French), דיינו. 
And אילו the guy who’s had a car- for a great price to boot- hasn’t picked up my calls or answered any of my texts, דיינו. 

I think that should be enough to get the ball rolling.

tzitzis dude wrote on 20 May 2025 23:48:

Me thinks 'Illu' you would get rid of your Mamzer (PMF) of a car, and start UBER'ing for a while, 'Dayainu' 

tzitzis dude wrote on 20 May 2025 23:48:

If only you would have listened to my age old advice as if it was given from a true sage (because it was), and named that VW "The Vicious Wehrmacht" I promise you would not have had such issues.

azivashacheit101 wrote on 21 May 2025 15:39:

From the mouth of the wise old shinobi turtle (frog)